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hopeathetically

A hypothetical question with a hopeful scenario.
Hopeathetically speaking, if Oprah had terminal cancer but wanted to leave you as the sole beneficiary of her will if you married her, would you do it?
by KlyphX December 5, 2014
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happythetic

When you're happy because you're apathetic.
Guy 1: Man, you really just don't give a fuck.
Me: Yeah I'm happythetic af!
by Jerm Dusky December 2, 2016
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cis apathetic

Cis Apathetic is like Gender Apathetic (Apagender), except you, personally, identify with being cisgender (the gender you were assigned at birth), but not caring a whole lot about gender nor what others view you as/pronouns they use.
"I identify as female, but you can use he, xim, or they pronouns if you'd like to."
"I identify with cis male, but you can describe me however you want to, I don't mind."
"Me? Oh, I'm Cis Apathetic. I identify as female, but I don't care much about gender nor the pronouns you use to describe me."
by LittleMissGreenGwen October 23, 2022
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Apathetic

Someone who really doesn't give a darn.
Ok, I haven't been listenning. I'm apathetic about the whole subject.
by Yhtomit December 10, 2006
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hypothetical relationship

a relationship that occurs in one's mind, but not actually in reality. can potentially evolve into a slight obsession.
ex.) I just realized that my hypothetical relationship is completely a completely unrealistic situation
by fucshia fishy January 11, 2010
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apathetical

by Bookworm December 6, 2003
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Hypothetical High Five

The act (or, indeed, thought) of giving a person a high five without any physical contact, as the two persons are usually across the room from each other and far too lazy to get off their asses. Often occurs after a minor success or simply to display ones awesomeness. The process will many times include nodding to further affirm their collective staggering amazingness.
Person No. 1: Hypothetical high five!

(Persons 1 and 2 think about this)

Persons No. 1 & 2: Nice!
by J Bernard December 31, 2007
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