Verb: To lie about a situation or event in order to increase one's social standing, or to extricate oneself from an undesirable situation.
Noun: One who lies for the reasons listed above.
Origins: Those who claim to have slept with a Hanson brother are clearly lying in a misguided attempt at impressing cohorts.
Noun: One who lies for the reasons listed above.
Origins: Those who claim to have slept with a Hanson brother are clearly lying in a misguided attempt at impressing cohorts.
"They wanted to put me on the waiting list, but I totally Hanson-fucked myself a ticket!"
"I wish I could come out tonight, but I have to stay home and feed my cat." "You're such a Hanson-fucker."
"I wish I could come out tonight, but I have to stay home and feed my cat." "You're such a Hanson-fucker."
by SkittlezLA84 July 13, 2009
Get the Hanson-fuck mug.Hansel is a german name,Hansel is also a nice person and likes to gets a along with a lot people .Hansel has a lot of anger issues especially when people mess with him.Hansel has OCD which sometimes never pays attention to others and it also make do things that he doesn’t want to do.
Hansel is so nice
by Alex1332 May 27, 2020
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A VERY stereotypical german person, but not a nazi. Like, a brautwurst eating bavarian type motherfucker.
by Rickey Astley March 8, 2010
Get the Hanselgruber mug.The act of posting a media item (such as a meme, video, or joke) in a group on social media where the same media item has already been posted repeatedly.
"Haha guys, check out this meme that's totally new to me!"
"Dude, quit hansoning. This is the seventh time that's been posted."
"Dude, quit hansoning. This is the seventh time that's been posted."
by sockpuppetvader September 26, 2017
Get the hansoning mug.Nolan Hansen is a member of the mrbeast team. He is 23 and friends with karl jacobs, mrbeast, chandler and many more!
Me: “Hey do you know who nolan is?”
Them: “No?”
Me: “nolan hansen! He is the best mrbeast member ofcourse! look at innitfx’s edits”
Them: “No?”
Me: “nolan hansen! He is the best mrbeast member ofcourse! look at innitfx’s edits”
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Get the nolan hansen mug.A sarcastic phrase first popularised by the cult classic "Zoolander". The term itself now has many widespread social implications for its use.
The phrase is most commonly used in response to an anecdote which fails to convey any sort of interesting message. That is, the content of the anecdote is lackluster, boring or just plain irrelevant.
It is imperative to mimic the tone of Derek Zoolander when using the phrase as to give greater emphasis, it will also be more noticeable by your peer(s) as a sarcastic remark and not be misconstrued as a compliment.
Elongation of vowels is preferred but not essential, moreover Scandanavian accents or impersonations bring about best results when using this phrase.
The phrase is most commonly used in response to an anecdote which fails to convey any sort of interesting message. That is, the content of the anecdote is lackluster, boring or just plain irrelevant.
It is imperative to mimic the tone of Derek Zoolander when using the phrase as to give greater emphasis, it will also be more noticeable by your peer(s) as a sarcastic remark and not be misconstrued as a compliment.
Elongation of vowels is preferred but not essential, moreover Scandanavian accents or impersonations bring about best results when using this phrase.
Statement: "Whilst at work the other day I had to refill my stappler but I could only find size 4 stapples and the stappler only took size 3 which sucks. So yeah, it took me ages to find the right size stapples lying around the office."
Reponse: "Cool story Hansel"
Reponse: "Cool story Hansel"
by Ksbunker March 27, 2007
Get the Cool Story Hansel mug.by pelicaine September 7, 2009
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