handy snack

Slang for an unexpected hand job, usually associated with initial disappointment followed by unexpected satisfaction.

I was hoping for more, but all I got from Sarah was a handy snack.

by Miachel, Andy, Nader November 9, 2008

handitizer

Hand + Sanitizer term used by a genuis 5 year old.

Mom, need any handitizer?

by EtotheT March 17, 2010

handy jammer

Verb-a hand job or to jerk off.

Ex: tom got a handy jammer from nancy behind the shed.
Ex: my mom walked in while I was giving myself a handy jammer.

by vasshole September 27, 2010

Handy Dancer

A girl or woman who while grinding on a guy on the dance floor, reaches around and puts her hand down his pants and proceeds to stroke his penis. i.e. a handjob while dancing

College is a great place to find A Handy Dancer, if you're in the mood to bust a move or bust a nut.

by TheGreatestEver1 December 29, 2011

Handy Jay

Handy jay is an euphemism for hand job. First came to my attention in the 14th American Dad episode of season 4.

Roger says: While everyone's focused on Snot, I'll be heading to the bathroom to share a doobie with the busboy, in exchange for an angry handy jay.

by mercurytoxic May 10, 2009

handy with spit

A hand job with spit.

ez tootz your guna rip my wang off put some spit on it or something.

OooYYYaaa handy with spit

by Mr.j131 November 10, 2010

handatude

When some one is getting mad and giving attitude with there hands.

That poor guy is getting handatude from his girl. He must have done something bad

by always&forever18 December 14, 2010