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Marek Hamŝík

Literally the only true path to eternal life and happiness.
Person 1: "What would you want to be in life?"
Person 2: "I want to be a Marek Hamŝík, everyone should be a Marek Hamŝík."
by Marek's son April 28, 2021
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Haskins,Ohio

A place where all the hood rats and ballers live. Just kidding its a small town in ohio surrounded by fields and sex predators living within 500 feet of school.
This Guy: Lets go to Haskins,Ohio!
Other Guy: Ok!
(5 mins later)
This Guy: Were here
Other Guy:This blows
by ThisGuyFarms419 May 22, 2011
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HAMsgiving

The weekend directly before Thanksgiving in which you and your friends spend time going "Hard as A Motherfucker". This is done in preparation for actual Thanksgiving where going HAM is not appropriate in front of Grandma.
Richard, why are you drunk and yelling profanities at the television? Didn't you get enough of that last Sunday during HAMsgiving ? Next year maybe you should stay in Vegas for a couple more days.
by cunit44 January 17, 2016
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Haskin

A measurement of office rage. The Haskin scale is an exponential scale starting at 0 when you're completely placid and peaks when an office worker reaches 1 Haskin. This is the point at which they storm into their boss's office, slam their letter of resignation on the desk and disappear in a puff of indignation. Named for the first individual to achieve 1.0 on the Haskin scale.
If that idiot calls me again to ask about his helpdesk call, I'm going to have a Haskin.

How's your day going? Pretty good. I'm around .3 of a Haskin today.
by Brugle May 18, 2008
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dwayne haskins

NFL draft bust who most recently played for the Washington Football Team. He would rather take selfies and go to strip clubs than spend the time it takes to be a great quarterback.
Dwayne Haskins is an example of what not to do.
by EW! January 31, 2021
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Hampski

A person whom does not understand the concept of instant messaging. They will often take long pauses before responding to a message sent to them on numerous instant messaging systems such as facebook, aim, oovoo, skpe ect. Hamskis also tend to log out mid-conversation.
Me "My friend Hannah is a TOTAL Hampski, she logged out on me when we were doing our homework"
Leah "What a loser, i hate when people do this"
by HannahslaughingatADAMLZ! October 14, 2010
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haskima

A small ape, normally named Ryan
I'm gonna buy me a haskima one of these days
by Gauthum November 11, 2010
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