Hammered 

When a white guy, in college, gets so drunk he can’t hit the head of a nail with his face.

Bob: Yo!,Tim, Johnny got hammered last night. He couldn’t walk an inch. He fell flat on his ass!

Hammered by ShitDemon01 October 6, 2018

hammered 

fucked up

damn dbos fucking hammered dude cant even walk

hammered by chiiiiich October 30, 2018

hammered 

Getting HAMMERED during sex using the hammer tool

person 1: Harder!

person 2: are you sure about this? it seems dangerous

person 1: YES JUST HAMMER ME HARDER!

Person 1 got hammered really hard during sex

hammered by BTheM January 6, 2022

Hammered and Sickled 

The act of getting hammered off of a Russian alcohol, typically vodka.

The term comes from the flag of the former Soviet Union (present day Russia), a hammer and sickle.

Ivan- What's Borris been drinking?
Vlad- He just downed 3 bottles of Smirnoff in like a minute!
Ivan- Shit, he must be hammered and sickled!

Hammered and Sickled by How do you spell CORN? June 5, 2011

hammered dogshit 

1.The appearance of a person who is extremely hungover or in the process of getting shit faced.

2 A POS Honda with cracked nose fairings and a huge spoiler, both painted in gray primer.

3. Anything unsightly or particularly ugly.

1."Christ, Dave you look like hammered dogshit."

2.Dude you call that a ride? It looks like hammered dogshit!

3. After he totaled his dads car his face looked like hammered dogshit.

hammered dogshit by Global Feetus April 1, 2007

hammered doggy

to be extremely hungover from an especially hard night of drinking or to lose at a video game

ryan is one hammered doggy!

hammered doggy by randalslightly April 17, 2011

hammered to the max

The point of intoxication where the drinker will past out if anymore alcohol is consumed.

Man, last night I was hammered to the max. I don't know what I was trying to prove.

hammered to the max by PlumberDan October 12, 2005