Hamstonished

What you become when you look at a big overweight woman and find her weirdly sexually attractive.

Mate 1: Hey dude, have you seen latest Lizzo's on the Tube?
Mate 2: yeah. I'm Hamstonished.

by Sberla May 10, 2019

hanston

Nobody's name except me.

"Sup my name is Hanston!"
"Nice to meet you Ashton! Call me Alice."
".....I changed my mind just call me Hans."

by Hanston November 23, 2021

Haston

Haston is the word you use to greet Aston.

"Haston! how are you today?"

by candycaketime December 18, 2022

Halson

Has Very Big Game

That man is a halson

by The Def Wizard October 9, 2023

halstyn

A strong beautiful girl who struggles finding people who love her and who try’s to not quit who times are hard

#halstyn

by Kinslee February 14, 2025

Anthony Haston

Monke man with small peen and has a weird obsession with circles.

Damn Anthony Haston is a monke

"why is there a monke running after a circle naked?" oh must be anthony

by buttholepeniz April 8, 2022

Jimmy Halton

Crowd pleeza.. Number one geeza.. In his own head.

Actual definition : male in his mid 30s with at least 4 kids that he knows of with another 2 by the end of any year. Loves the sesh more than actual life and has a whispering snake tongue that will charm any bird to literally be dick - notised rather than hypnotised. Should come with a public warning.... Steer clear! Ladies, you have been warned

What a cunt.. Defo Jimmy halton. Loser, yep he's a Jimmy halton

by Nothanksneededladies June 14, 2022