I’d love to watch Hallmark and chill with Betty White!
Geez bro she is ancient, she’d be dry as the Sahara desert
Geez bro she is ancient, she’d be dry as the Sahara desert
by Maiguoren Gary October 27, 2017
Get the Watch Hallmark and chillmug. by tirtle January 31, 2017
Get the Hallmark Hall of Famemug. an amazing, funny, kind, adorable, caring, and sexy (hehe) person. gwen can light up everyone’s world with just a single smile, she’s very special and if you have a girl like her in your life you should treasure her forever.
she’s a very intelligent person, and has eyes that sparkle whenever she smiles. she’s truly a beautiful person, inside and out.
she’s a very intelligent person, and has eyes that sparkle whenever she smiles. she’s truly a beautiful person, inside and out.
by chyperyoongs June 15, 2018
Get the gwendolyn jean hallmarkmug. Small plastic trinkets, generally made in China, that are sold nearly year-round in Hallmark stores across America. These items are almost completely worthless, though many insist that they are extremely collectible. Though generally cheaply made, these ornaments have the power to cast a spell over those who buy them, often resulting in customers spending well over $600 to own each and every one (and then ending up storing them in an attic because NO ONE has enough room to hang them all). To perpetuate this madness, Hallmark executives formed a Keepsake Ornament Collector's Club, which has a surprisingly large number of members. For the low, low price of $25, members can choose two inherently ugly "club exclusive" ornaments and receive their very own paper membership cards. Then they have the option of buying other "club exclusive" ornaments that are sure to have great value to other rabid collectors in the future. Of course, what the executives do not want the public to know is that any "club exclusive" ornaments not sold by Christmas will be available to the general public.
Keepsake Ornaments are released every year in early July (at a sickening event known as "Ornament Premiere"), and remain up until well after Christmas. Hardcore collectors can start ordering them in early June, when the ornament catalogue (inappropriately titled the "Dreambook") becomes available in Hallmark stores. Sane people, of course, have learned to avoid the ornament premiere, thus sparing themselves from seeing the disturbing sight of a poor college student sweating in a Christmas sweater and passing out Christmas cookies when everyone else in the store is walking around in shorts and tank tops.
Keepsake Ornaments are released every year in early July (at a sickening event known as "Ornament Premiere"), and remain up until well after Christmas. Hardcore collectors can start ordering them in early June, when the ornament catalogue (inappropriately titled the "Dreambook") becomes available in Hallmark stores. Sane people, of course, have learned to avoid the ornament premiere, thus sparing themselves from seeing the disturbing sight of a poor college student sweating in a Christmas sweater and passing out Christmas cookies when everyone else in the store is walking around in shorts and tank tops.
Customer one: "I've been waiting for the Hallmark Keepsake Ornaments to come out all year!"
Customer two: "Oh yeah? Which ones did you get?"
Customer one: "ALL OF THEM!!"
Customer two: "All of them?! How much did that cost you?!"
Customer one: "Only, like, $800. That's WAY less than last year!"
Customer two: *passes out*
Customer two: "Oh yeah? Which ones did you get?"
Customer one: "ALL OF THEM!!"
Customer two: "All of them?! How much did that cost you?!"
Customer one: "Only, like, $800. That's WAY less than last year!"
Customer two: *passes out*
by taekwondoangel1 July 19, 2009
Get the Hallmark Keepsake Ornamentsmug. Any time you see a person of color in a hallmark movie, take a shot.
Any time you see a person of color in a hallmark movie who doesn't live in a poor neighborhood, take two shots
Any time you see a person of color in a hallmark movie who doesn't live in a poor neighborhood and doesn't have any type of "ethnic" accent, take three shots.
Any time a hallmark movie has a person of color as the main character, drink the whole damn bottle
Any time you see a person of color in a hallmark movie who doesn't live in a poor neighborhood, take two shots
Any time you see a person of color in a hallmark movie who doesn't live in a poor neighborhood and doesn't have any type of "ethnic" accent, take three shots.
Any time a hallmark movie has a person of color as the main character, drink the whole damn bottle
by kingbumii May 4, 2015
Get the hallmark drinking gamemug. An ultra-cheesy movie that is shown on the Hallmark Channel; They usually are about Christmas and almost always have bad acting, a forgetable plot, scenes that are meant to make the viewer cry and they always have a happy ending.
You know it's Christmas time when the Hallmark Channel starts broadcasting a Hallmark Channel Original Movie that is related to Christmas.
by Cerebrate 1138 July 21, 2016
Get the Hallmark Channel Original Moviemug. A gesture to the fact that allowing Speciesism to persist without some type of government over watch to keep it in check may over time greatly increase the chances of major disease pandemics happening, including diseases that have the ability to kill large numbers of people.
Dan: Its really sad that so many people have died from Covid-19.
Baxten: It is sad, but what’s even sadder, at least in my opinion, is the fact that all of this may have been averted if the Obama and Trump Presidential Administrations had done a better job trying to pass regulations to reduce the impact of Speciesism by doing things like requiring pet insurance to provide coverage for preventive health care visits and pressure states to pass regulations to reform their animal healthcare systems to make them more effective, accessible, and cost efficient.
Dan: That part I also agree with you on. Disease outbreaks like this are Speciesism’s hallmark after all.
Baxten: It is sad, but what’s even sadder, at least in my opinion, is the fact that all of this may have been averted if the Obama and Trump Presidential Administrations had done a better job trying to pass regulations to reduce the impact of Speciesism by doing things like requiring pet insurance to provide coverage for preventive health care visits and pressure states to pass regulations to reform their animal healthcare systems to make them more effective, accessible, and cost efficient.
Dan: That part I also agree with you on. Disease outbreaks like this are Speciesism’s hallmark after all.
by Vanguard 1998 March 12, 2021
Get the Speciesism’s hallmarkmug.