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hatfull of ass

a hat containing many an ass.
man 1:"i just bought a hatfull of ass!"
man 2:"NEAT!"
by jim May 7, 2005
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hafu

(hey foo)
noun - abbreviation for hate fuck
"grr, i wanna hafu him!"

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"look at her hair! she looks like she just got hafud"

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she was so pleased, she was clueless to the hafuing.
by generally September 28, 2007
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haauuttt

Haauuttt is when a human thinks antoher one is fit sexy
"dude did you see my girlfriend at that party yesterday she was well haauuttt"
by bestmotherfudgeraround February 8, 2014
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haaf

Best Guy in the World, has a large dick and women love him, he is smart and cute and has many friends
Omg there's Haaf!
by Aram234 January 31, 2017
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haaf

The guy who Never knows the answer to any question.

HAHAHAH Sry aram😂👏🏼
Person 1: Damn thats a real haaf!

Person 2: I would say he is a Salami.
by Aramisalami123haaf February 2, 2017
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hawfulhassel

What Da Great David H. experiences when he ventures out in public and gets mobbed by Knight Rider and Baywatch fans.
Personally I think dat it's a grand honor to be adored by millions; I would gladly welcome all da attention! "Don't hassel da Hoff", sure --- but I really cannot see how being asked for a few autographs would be such a "hawfulhassel"!
by QuacksO January 8, 2021
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Hawfull

This term has almost the exact same meaning as Haffull where you are describing something that can be perceived in more than one way or has a dichotomy, or is not an extreme of positive or negative but midway negative (Haffway is midway positive). It can be a more biting term than Haffull or imply irony. Sometimes it's implying that something is so bad it's enjoyable or is a guilty pleasure.

Hawfull is a term that sort of expresses a self-awareness in what you're criticizing. Sometimes hawfull is used to imply that the sayer knows what they're describing is not bad but it's bad to them, or that others think what they're describing is bad but the sayer finds it more neutral or sees redeeming qualities. It can also be self-criticism admitting they know what they like is bad.

The term is a cousin to "Haffull". Both terms originate in Michigan. Both terms were originally invented to describe weather phenomena. Due to the state being surrounded by the great lakes sudden small bursts of weather is common. Someone one mile away can have very different weather, and then an hour later the weather is different again. Both terms come from "the class half full".
"The weather is too hawfull today for doing things outside."

1: "Have you seen cats?"
2: "Isn't it Hawfull?"
1: "I love a good hawfull movie"

1: "Let's have a hawfull dinner tonight, I'm tired."
2: "Mcdonalds sounds good."

"Reality TV is my hawfull watch."

1: "That ride is really haffull"
2: "Do you mean more hawfull or haffull?"
1: "Hawfull."

1: "The tea was very haffull."

2: "Hawfull?"

3: "No, haffull. It had very different flavors that sort of just existed together rather than fuse into a new flavor."

(Pronounced like "Awfull" but with a strong breathy "HHH" sound in front of it." Usually, people emphasize this h sound as a creative audible expression that though they're saying something critical the air of the conversation is light-hearted).
by SouthEastMitten April 9, 2021
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