Gurt

1) A small, promiscuous asian girl with a high tolerance for grief and a considerably immature sense of humor (despite what she may want people to think).

2) Gurt-ball - One who exibits ALL of the trait characteristics of a Gurt.

You even made out with Dave! You'd totally do everyone in this building you Gurt-ball!

by Anonymous March 1, 2005

gurt

a cigarette, etymology= cigarette -> cigurt -> gurt

Hey, got a spare gurt?

by MikeyV43 August 31, 2008

gurt

1) n. a term of onamatapoea. The sound that yogurt (or any similarly viscous substance) makes when violently or forcefully handled or eaten

You should have heard that old mac and cheese gurt when I threw it out.

by Alienthropologist October 22, 2004

gurt

1,the new term for the use of gunt as an insult.
2,a name. for like a turtle/turt.

1,that guy is such a gurt.
2, gurt the turt.

by ralph p. nis October 3, 2006

gurt

noun: the item sold at YouGurt
verb: to gurt, the act of eating gurt

Hey man, lets go get our gurt on!

by Madd!zzle July 4, 2008

Gurt Pants

Yoga pants that are worn on a large person that should not be wearing yoga pants.

Short for Yogurt Pants.

Man oh Man. Those Gurt Pants on Pamela are stretched where they are almost see through.

by M.Markes March 26, 2017

Gurt warrior

A person eats a lot of yoghurt in a certain period of time.

God damn that guy has eaten so much yoghurt. He is such a gurt warrior

by Gurthvin May 17, 2019