grundle

The trashiest excrements of trailer park septic tanks, which, when mixed with crack-cocaine form into an American of sub-average intelligence, and are of the lowest societal and economic standing possible, ever.

Is that grundle pregnant, again? Shoot, it looks like her dad forgot to wear a condom, again.

by greedy grundle groper February 22, 2010

grundle

A Jewish Grandma Troll often in an irate mood. Known to inhabit bridge underpasses in Palestine.

I was accosted by a shockingly hairy grundle as I made my way home from the meat market.

by katiethelady March 13, 2015

Gunlee

someone who has nice cocoa butter.

"Gunlee, I used your cocoa butter to whack off in your bed last night"

by homo123454321 February 3, 2009

Grundles

Grundles are brown cave-dwelling creatures from the My Little Pony movie. They look like monsters to most people, but, as they constantly reassure Baby Licketysplit and Spike the dragon, "Grundles good!" They are helpful, friendly creatures. Interestingly, Danny DeVito played the Grundle Leader in the movie.

Grundles not monsters! Grundles good!

by Jezani May 10, 2009

Gandle

A Gandle is a young man who voluntarily drinks a heavy mixture of anesthetics and tranquilizers (known as a Gandle Potion) for the purpose of inducing a near-death physiological state so that the Gandle's friends (known as Gandlers) can take turns sexually violating what is essentially a living corpse.

This practice began in Oregon (in a city I wont name) during the 1980’s when an underground association of anti-semetic, homosexual, necrophiliac morticians were looking for a way to satisfy their eccentric and largely illegal sexual appetites.

The group and their morbid practice of Gandling was discovered when practitioners began accidentally dying by overdose as well as by the often brutally intense Gandling.

Rumors persist, however, that other Gandling Groups have since emerged throughout the world.

JFM just loves to be the Gandle ... even when its not his turn ... he just chugs his gandle potion, zips up his leather mask and proclaims, "Gandle Me Ye Gandlers! Gandle Me Good! Gandle me with the generous gooey gobs of your great gandler gratitude!"

Also can be used like the word "smurf" ... as in, "I say sir! It would be extra gandly if you would gandle me a glass of gandle!"

by BurtReynoldsIsANinja November 22, 2006

Grundle grass

The thick, flowing locks of hair that dominate the anal region.

Dude I had to take such a fat shit, but unfortunately, my load got stuck in my grundle grass.

by The Grundle master October 25, 2005

grundle

Ball perspiration, especially that found on the back of the balls

Patrick Ewing's jockstrap with brimming with grundle following that game against the Celtics.

by King David October 8, 2004