Gumby

A person incapable of displaying competence.

My manager put the spoons in the holder wrong- Again! He's such a flipping gumby!!!

by SammyDresden October 1, 2010

Fuck you gumby

The response to any frustration in life. Gumby can be blamed for anything, and everything. The ultimate response.

*Gets an F on finals*
Guy: FUCK YOU GUMBY

Wife: I'm leaving you.
Husband: Ahhh FUCK YOU GUMBY

*Gets owned in Call of Duty*
Player: FUCK YOU GUMBY

by Urban Dictionary December 21, 2010

Gumby Fuck

Also known as Gumby Fuckers in plural, a Gumby Fuck is a person who acts like a retard or says something so completely fuckin dumb it hurts to hear but somehow other people acknowledge seriously.

May also refer to a noob getting a lucky shot online.

"My Gumby Fuck History professor pointed at a map of Europe and couldnt tell France and Germany apart."

"That Gumby Fuck just stole my kill!!! That little bastard!"

by Drunky_the_Clown October 12, 2011

Well, fuck me, Gumby

A phrase of surprise. A reaction to something unexpected. Often followed by "And Pokey too." from a bro who is equally surprised

Dude: Hey, Donald Trump got the nomination.
Second dude: Well, fuck me, Gumby!
Third dude: And Pokey too!

by ZenTam July 18, 2016

gumba

Italian slang for close friend, best friend, companion, pal.

Hey Gumba, let's go to the ball game.

by Richard Caro January 9, 2005

Gumby's Trench

A deep, vast cavern of seemingly endless proportion of the human rectum. Usually engrossed with fungal crustacean diseases and the lost dreams of small children.

That meteor crater is almost as big as Gumby's Trench!...almost...

by xboxknowledge June 30, 2011

Sugar Cane and Gumballs

The act of taking the penis and balls dipping them into Kool aid and then sticking them in any flavor of sugar you desire. then having your women suck on it so it is tasty for her.

His Sugar cane and Gumballs were delicous!!!!

by Erectial dysfunction April 24, 2010