GoldenGlare

GoldenGlare is a member of the krew. Her name is Kim and she is the 2nd oldest. She has 4 siblings including ItsFunneh. She has more that 1 million subscribers on YouTube but does not post as much as she used to.

GoldenGlare is ItsFunnehs sister

by Bettys.boba November 27, 2020

A golden yacht for every billionaire

A new economic policy proposed by the presidential hopeful M. Rommey. The presidential candidate and other proponents of this program argue that it will stimulate the economy via a “flush-down” effect, similar to the “trickle-down” effect that revolutionized the economic thinking during the Reagan administration.

The "A golden yacht for every billionaire" program is backed by economic research. A recent, double-blind study has revealed that billionaires are at least 15% more likely to spend time in their yachts if they are given additional yachts made out of solid gold. Because the plumbing of yachts is such that fecal waste is discharged directly into the water, providing golden yachts to billionaires will thuswise result in 15% more fecal waste from billionaires being available in the aquatic ecosystem. In this way, poor people may supplement their diets with partially digested corn kernels and discarded shrimp nubs that they may find at the water’s edge. The additional nutrients in the aquatic ecosystem are also expected to positively impact the fishing industry as billionaire feces is known to attract certain species of fish. As a result of the increased nutritive resources available, the average lower and middle class worker will have the energy to work three jobs instead of just two, resulting in additional tax revenue to fund the program and generally stimulating the economy.

by AluminumGreenspan September 9, 2012

golden parachute

A clause in an executive's employment contract specifying that he/she will receive large benefits in the event that the company is acquired and the executive's employment is terminated. These benefits can take the form of severance pay, a bonus, stock options, or a combination thereof.

Larry Johnston, the biggest douche bag in the world is getting a 120 million dollar golden parachute for destroying Albertsons, one of the largest grocery chains in America.. Fuck him..

by Kritikal June 11, 2006

Golden Parade

1. A sexual act involving a man and a woman in which the woman lies on her back and urinates into the air while her partner stands above her and pisses into her vagina. If the streams intersect, then it is a golden parade.

2. A phenomenon where cars drive by on the J Way in Jamaica Plain (by the beach at Jamaica Pond) creating a symmetrical reflection in the water. Behold the golden parade of cars, you high motherfucker.

1. Dude. Lucy and I did our first golden parade! That shit was WET!

2. Damn, this golden parade of cars is BLOWING MY MIND

by Whipper Snapper Incorporated June 15, 2011

Golden Ovaries

Extremely courageous, apologetically forthright, uses feminine prowess to go after what she wants.

Aimee: I signed up for open mic night to serenade that cute bartender with the song I wrote for him.

Shelly: Golden ovaries!

by divatelaviva October 27, 2011

Golden Age of Nickelodeon

Nickelodeon's prime years. Lasted from 1991 to the early 2000s where shows such as Rugrats, Doug, Rocko's Modern Life, Legends of the Hidden Temple, Global Guts, and the original All That were running on Nickelodeon. Many young adults who were kids at the time of these golden years refer to it as the best years on television.

Jack: Remember when we used to watch the great Nicktoons and Nickelodeon game shows?

Mac: Yeah man, that was the Golden Age of Nickelodeon.

by candyman81 April 20, 2009

Golden Pear

A lightly tanned, but certainly not sunburned, scrotum.

Friend: Bro, why are you laying in the sun with tanning lotion on your scrotum?

Bro: It's date night on Friday and my woman likes my fruit basket to have a nice golden pear.

by SrPickleTickle August 26, 2020