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Guitarist 

someone who plays guitar for pleasure of performance not to be confused with people who play guitar hero, think their good and decide to get a £60 inclusive guitar and amp from a pathetic shop. guitarist's are normally pretty chill and hate drummers coz they wont stop drumming while your trying to lay down a sexy riff. good guitarist - need be just one HENDRIX
idiot: wow im really good at guitar hero i might start playing actual guitar

actual guitarist: go away you dick. its 6 strings and 126 notes not 5 fucking buttons...foole
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Guitargasm 

When one experiences intense sexual pleasure from hearing intense riffage or soloage from a guitar god. Similar to a drumgasm.
I listened to Symphony of Destruction last night, and as soon as the solo came in I experienced an earth shattering guitargasm.
Guitargasm by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010

guns n' roses lead guitarist 

i have to go and take a guns n' roses lead guitarist, i'll be back in a minute

lead guitarist 

Guitarist who repeatedly decides to step out of the rhythm of the song and try to wow the audience with a flashy guitar solo, rather than just continuously play chords.
Lead Guitarist (to sound guy): I'm gonna do a solo, so turn me way up and turn everybody else way down.

Lead guitarist (to bassist): Dude, I get way more pussy than you.
lead guitarist by kkaarrll2 July 5, 2009

guitarnage 

guitar carnage.Abbreviated / combined form of guitar carnage. Loud guitar barrage. Coined by music journalist Mark Fraser
They executed their three way guitarnage.

Sweaty, loud guitarnage
guitarnage by Mark Fraser July 16, 2008

Guitarist's Nipple 

the mild pain, soreness, or erection of the nipple often caused by leaning over a guitar and pushing the edge against one's chest.
"I had such a bad Guitarist's Nipple after that concert last night. It's like someone cut off my nipple in my sleep and sewed on a quarter instead."
Guitarist's Nipple by dr.teets September 19, 2012

guitarist 

a guy who knows how to touch women and whos hands dont tire easily
'im such a guitarist, she was writhing under my fingers for hours'
guitarist by anony mouse July 4, 2004