Fap Guilt

The feeling of depression after masturbating to a certain person (e.g. a hot friend, celebrity idol, etc.). Can also apply to females.

I got fap guilt after wanking to my friend's sister.

by wantanabewasabi May 4, 2011

gristle gripper

if we take gristle to be a penis, it becomes obvious that a gristle gripper is a tight fanny.

my cock is sore, she had a right old gristle gripper on her.

by bail69 January 9, 2008

Study Guilt

Commonly occurs when one has been slacking off/not studying hard enough in college, resulting in a poor grade on an exam. This may be due to frequent and out-of-control substance abuse, and/or generally laziness. One then feels the need to study very hard to make up for this lack of effort, even if exams have passed. (Occurs for 1-2 days, at most)

Jim: So did you get your astronomy exam back?

Matt: Yeah, last night. I got a B but Kevin got a D+; ever since then he has been studying really hard.

Jim: Study guilt: don't worry, it will blow over by tomorrow.

by greenbwlpacker October 22, 2009

Thesis Guilt

Typically when writing a thesis for a PhD, the author will feel guilt all of the time. When doing any other activity other than thesis writing, such as watching TV for relaxation, the guilt will always be there. The only known cure is finishing the thesis.

Jane is unhappy out for dinner with her friends because she has thesis guilt.

by NicTail September 26, 2011

guilt trip

when someone tries to make you feel guilty for thinking/feeling/doing things a certain way.

or

when someone tries to make you do whatever they want you to. so they start making you feel bad about something.. so then you'll give in and do whatever they want.

"he convinced me to do what he wanted by guilt tripping me!"

by chantal October 5, 2004

glistening

A large, oozing boner is sometimes referred to as a "glistening."

HAHAHA! Look at you, you've got a glistening.

by Running out of patience April 8, 2007

Survivors Guilt

When you feel guilty for outliving a spouse/friend/family member.

Especially if they died doing something you have done a thousand times before, e.g. driving, falling over.

'Dude, i don't know why I died at my ex-wives funeral'
'She slipped in the tub, it must be survivors guilt'

by Sandeh May 3, 2010