Guinness

A common way of punishing an irishman, typically defined as taking a big steaming shite in their mouth and proceeding to ejaculate a fat load atop the aformentioned poo.

Mason guinnessed in ians mouth as punishment for his misdeeds

by Icono June 7, 2022

Guin

Shortened term for guinea pig.
(Like “pup” for puppy)

“I saw his guin yesterday, they’re all so beautiful!!”

“Nuggs was the best guin”

“I have 5 guin at home”

“I think my little guin is getting lonely, he needs a new friend”

by Period poo peter December 29, 2022

The Guinness

"The bittersweet parting of ways between Digital Reach and a former student of LOHS"

He reluctantly ordered the Guinness for the intrepid employee, then left the Irish bar with tears in his eyes.

by Grand Dread Admiral Far Seas January 11, 2022

Guinness

A verb. To ejaculate on a afro carrabian person's head.

"Hey bob, how'd it go with latifa last night?"
"Dude. I gave her a guinness!"

by JackObi December 14, 2008

Guine

Italiano Or Italiana, Basicaly The Best looking that Italian Americans Have to offer. I.E. Fucking Hot Italians, May or may not have an intelectual Base.

But God They Are So Hot!

Male/Italiano) Seth Cormier
Female/Italiana) Angela Rubino

by TAP February 16, 2004

Guine

derived from the word Penguin: an aquatic black and white bird with a bad temper and dislike for people.

Alex, Don't be such a guine.
Grace, stop your guining.
Jordan likes to guine.

by Fancy Pants Mcfee February 12, 2014

Guinness shits

The diarrhea and/or flatulence caused by drinking a lot of Guinness. It usually doesn't come into effect until the morning after.

'Jaysis man, my arse is in tatters after those Guinness shits. The smell is putrid man!'

by 1759 February 8, 2009