Guinea Pig

An unlit candle that can turn into a pig with the power of Circe.

The Guinea Pig is a bumpo.

by Power Person December 05, 2022

guinea pigging

the act of inserting a guinea pig or other animal (generally in the rodent family) into one's orifice

Man 1: Let's go guinea pigging tonight, man!

Man 2: I'm down. Let's head to the pet store.

by JonBonJovi72 September 27, 2011

Guinea Pig

An Italian Cop

Al Pacino - "Hey, Brando, what do you call an Italian cop?

Marlon Brando - "Uh...I don't know."

Al Pacino - "A Guinea Pig."

Marlon Brando - "Hahaha...hey wait!"

by Hysteria462 December 06, 2009

guinea pig

A guinea pig is a cute animal suitable for a family with young children. They make some sweet sounds and love cuddle - they eat loads and love grass!!

Guinea pigs are suitable for families with children.

by Fizzizz January 12, 2017

Guinea pigging

A sexual act where you insert your whole arm up the anus of a man/women. Blood is the only lubricant involved. This act usually involves rolling up the sleeves of your shirt. It is also known by a certain cloud of gathers as a NB.

Friend 1 : Yeah, I was Guinea Pigging my wife last night.

Friend 2 : Oh yeah your wife is loose!

by Bruntwins June 20, 2011

Guinea pig

A slang term for a heavy set Italian man

Patrick: Louie Gambino is such a disgusting guinea pig. Every week he comes here, inhales 6 hoagies and drinks himself to sleep.

Connor: What a fat ass scumbag.

by Crackhead16 June 03, 2012

The guinea pig

A sexual act where the female fellates the male with the male's penis deep in her throat. The male then proceeds to punch the female in the stomach so that the female gags and makes squeaky noises simular to that of a guinea pig.

Anne walked weird all day, I'm sure she and Bill did the guinea pig last night and it still hurts.

by BigNerd9000 June 28, 2017