goffed

to have let off excess wind through the anus

"Cyril mate have you goffed?"

by The Heed December 20, 2006

Gaffed cards

Gaffed cards are trick-cards that can be for example double sided or have non-original faces. These types of "fake" cards can be used for a great variety of card magic-tricks. With sleight of hand, you can make the spectator believe that you have an original deck of cards. These kinds of illusions will be more powerful, giving a better reaction from the spectator(s).

No way Josh! How did you do that trick?

I'm not telling...

Please!!!

Ok, i used gaffed cards i bought on the internet.

You cheeky little bastard! You fooled me so bad!!! Haha.

by PeAcE June 12, 2012

Gurfed

When you release your load onto someone's face. Jizz.

Holy crap! Did you just gurf on jenny?! That is just sick. I love gurfing on my girlfriend while she sleeps. Whoa! You gurfed on that girl from Bangkok!

by Snitzky December 27, 2013

Guffer

A person who is too dazzled by their environment to lead an intentional life. Portmanteau of 'gas' and 'huffer'.

I ventured through the midwestern united states and it was beautiful, though there were a many hickless guffers going nowhere. So sad.

by Jer Jungle February 11, 2018

Goffed

To put cocaine in ones rectum

Yo i got cought by the cops but i goffed my cocaine

by Jonnighs May 13, 2008

Guffer

While eating out the stink put two fingers in the pink.

As she stood bent over he gave her the guffer.

by Harry Balsack July 13, 2006

gaffed

Past tense form of the word gaff; the uncontrolled cough exibited by a meth user directly following intravenious injection.

After shooting up the dope I scored upstairs last night I immeadiately "gaffed" and experianced a very intense euphoria.

by MerryChrismeth April 24, 2010