1. (n) - a bake sale held exclusively in Guatemala, usually featuring traditionaly Guatemalan baked goods
2. (v) - to utterly destroy an opponent in verbal, physical, or electronic battle in a quick or excessively voilent manner
derived from the vigor with which Guatemalan women push their goods onto prospective consumers, and the aftermath that can result from over-zealous advertisment of said baked goods.
2. (v) - to utterly destroy an opponent in verbal, physical, or electronic battle in a quick or excessively voilent manner
derived from the vigor with which Guatemalan women push their goods onto prospective consumers, and the aftermath that can result from over-zealous advertisment of said baked goods.
1. "I bought this delicious loaf of plantain bread at the Guatemalan bake sale.
2. "I've got 150 hydralisks and 100 zerglings all completely upgraded heading into your base, and they can all fly and are invisable."
"Whoa! I'm aboutta get Guatemalan bake selled (acceptable substitution = Guatemalan bake sold)"
2. "I've got 150 hydralisks and 100 zerglings all completely upgraded heading into your base, and they can all fly and are invisable."
"Whoa! I'm aboutta get Guatemalan bake selled (acceptable substitution = Guatemalan bake sold)"
by Silent Rip January 6, 2005
Get the Guatemalan bake sale mug.The sexual act of a man receiving a blowjob while sitting on the toilet, and while climaxing, he vomits on the back of his partner's head.
by Jarred Retro August 4, 2006
Get the Guatemalan Blumpkin mug.Find a partner with a raging bush, then perform anal sex. When your almost at climax pull out and have your partner poop a large plump turd. Ejaculate on the plump log to create the glue, then shave your partners bush onto it giving the appearance of a guinea pig. Now you have a pet you can kick around and enjoy.
Dude I was with some fat bitch the other night and we did a Guatemalan Guinea Pig so after sex we played around with it for hours...then we danced.
by Big Randall February 21, 2011
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I contracted SuperHerpes while engaged in a Guatemalan Treetop Monkey Bang, and the SuperHerpes won't stop singing about it.
by Mizerk July 10, 2010
Get the Guatemalan Treetop Monkey Bang mug.When someone peels a jalepeño and inserts it into their partner's rectum, and then sucks out the jalepeño. The resulting spicyness will cause the persons rectum to smoke, resembling a steam train.
by Fsuaded January 13, 2016
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Juan had a real Guatemalan churro
He almost gave me Diabetes, because his Guatemalan churro was so sugary
He almost gave me Diabetes, because his Guatemalan churro was so sugary
by Guatamalen churro April 19, 2019
Get the Guatemalan churro mug.Identification: Guatemalan Mantises (guat mantids) are among the nastiest hood rats found in the general population. Adults range from 5 to 6 ft long, are dark, & usually brown, or yellowish (jaundice-drug or alcohol use). The females have big boobs & big front arms consisting of long jagged nails to attack sexual competition & random hoes. The male tends to be tatted, drunk & high on drugs. The vernacular/tone of this mantis consists of yelling & belligerence. Their large heads can rotate about 180 degrees & have large, bulging eyes. The term “Praying” comes from a common occurrence of vomiting on the weekends.
Lookalikes: Guat Mantids are not distinctive & can be confused with other mantids such as the Mexican & Puerto Rican variety. But the Guat genus is far more lazy, violent & volatile than it’s Mexican cousin, relating closer to its Puerto Rican relative.
Life Cycle: The Guat genus does not typically live a long life. The males succumb to gang violence, drug overdoses, & domestic abuse. The female tends to live longer than the male. It drains the lifeblood, bank accounts & credit cards of its mate slowly, & instead of decapitating it’s mate like other mantises, it’s aggressive & confrontational to the rest of the mantis population, further alienating its mate.
Habitat: Unfortunately, infestations of Guat Mantids are found throughout N. America, but you can primarily find them at terrible bars, clubs, & the streets. They lurk in the shadows waiting for prey to arrive.
Lookalikes: Guat Mantids are not distinctive & can be confused with other mantids such as the Mexican & Puerto Rican variety. But the Guat genus is far more lazy, violent & volatile than it’s Mexican cousin, relating closer to its Puerto Rican relative.
Life Cycle: The Guat genus does not typically live a long life. The males succumb to gang violence, drug overdoses, & domestic abuse. The female tends to live longer than the male. It drains the lifeblood, bank accounts & credit cards of its mate slowly, & instead of decapitating it’s mate like other mantises, it’s aggressive & confrontational to the rest of the mantis population, further alienating its mate.
Habitat: Unfortunately, infestations of Guat Mantids are found throughout N. America, but you can primarily find them at terrible bars, clubs, & the streets. They lurk in the shadows waiting for prey to arrive.
Heard your friend George married a Guatemalan Praying Mantis. I hope he’s ready for a life of misery, craziness and isolation.
by bertrando1 May 23, 2023
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