Guantanamo Christmas Present

When a girl is on top of you riding your face, she squirts without warning, effectively water-boarding you.

Dude, last night this chick gave me a Guantanamo Christmas Present.

by Wang Bendanez September 4, 2020

Guantanamo Bay

When a girl sits on your face while on her period (or squirting).

Dude I got a Guantanamo Bay from Kelly last night!

Was it torture?

Depends. I’m more of a mouth half full kind of guy.

by Hairtietime September 12, 2020

Guantanamo gravy train

a fetish/torture method of securing an individual's face underneath the seat of a wicker chair and the dumper consuming a laxative in a high quantity and then defecating on the dump-ee

My sugar daddy is going to give me a trip on the Guantanamo gravy train. I love it when he takes me traveling!

by staplegun998 February 12, 2021

Guantanamo Car Wash

When you waterboard a participant, and finish with a facial.

"Treat me like one of your arab girls."
Guantanamo car wash this dirty girl.

by Nodiceplease March 6, 2021

Guantanamo bitch slap

The action of water boarding your partner and simultaneously slapping them with your flaccid penis.

Oh baby, gimme that Guantanamo bitch slap tonight.

by Bugboy22 December 31, 2021

Guantanamo Bay

When a couple is in the 69 position and the female is on top. The female farts and begins laughing so hard she urinates on the males face

We were 69ing and she Guantanamo bayed me.

by MrLowg June 8, 2022

Guantanamo Bae

A person who performs cunnilingus and reliably causes their female partner to squirt into their nasal and oral orifices, thereby simulating being waterboarded.

Ex.: "Go down on me, you'll get that gushy spray like you're getting waterboarded at Guantanamo Bay."

Ex.: "I need a good squirt. Time to call my Guantanamo Bae."

by Shinryudo June 16, 2022