Guantanamo Bay

When a couple is in the 69 position and the female is on top. The female farts and begins laughing so hard she urinates on the males face

We were 69ing and she Guantanamo bayed me.

by MrLowg June 8, 2022

Guantanamo gravy train

a fetish/torture method of securing an individual's face underneath the seat of a wicker chair and the dumper consuming a laxative in a high quantity and then defecating on the dump-ee

My sugar daddy is going to give me a trip on the Guantanamo gravy train. I love it when he takes me traveling!

by staplegun998 February 12, 2021

Guantanamo Ass Eating

When you eat ass in the shower, waterboarding yourself in the process.

I guantamoed that ass and almost died.

Yo girl. Turn that water on and get ready for some Guantanamo Ass Eating

by Trampass Shook July 11, 2025

Escape from Guantanamo Bay

A sexual position involving 3 parties, one of East Indian decent, one of East Asian decent, and preferably a female.

Last night I was with Raj and Amy, we totally did the Escape from Guantanamo Bay.

by _accurate October 17, 2019

Guantanamo Cheeseboard

When someone is drowning in a sexual or torturous manner from the milk of a lactating female. Like being water boarded with human milk.

"The best thing about having a pregnant girlfriend is finally being able to do a Guantanamo Cheeseboard"

by Calicrow269 November 28, 2023

Guantanamo bitch slap

The action of water boarding your partner and simultaneously slapping them with your flaccid penis.

Oh baby, gimme that Guantanamo bitch slap tonight.

by Bugboy22 December 31, 2021

The Guantanamo unholy Sneak Attack

This is when a terrorist prisoner Is stewing around in his cell with nothing better to do. He’s feeling bored so he goes and chats with his other loser terrorist buddies obviously plotting something.

Then later he goes into his neighbors cell and begins ass fucking him and as he’s about to cum he pulls out and seemlessly shoves a stick of dynamite in his ass blowing him to smithereens.

The other terrorists golf clap.

“Yo Mustafo. This prison shit sucks. I’m gonna give the new guy the Guantanamo unholy sneak attack after lunch. Get some entertainment going around here.”

“That’s gonna be messy, but it sure beats movie night. I can’t watch Shawshank again.”

by Larry and Rex and Benny January 30, 2020