gtp

guard that pussy

the chris evans gtpymeme was funny af.
yo look out it’s joe! gtp!!
lock up the cooch, gtp.

by dickeater1000fbgm February 21, 2022

Grand Prix GTP

A V6 Supercharged car that eats V8's for lunch, especially Mustangs.

My GTP just smoked another 5.0 Rustang!

by GothicGP May 11, 2003

Grand Prix GTP

The GTP is Pontiac Grand Prix with some performance extras: a supercharger, upgraded suspension and brakes, etc. A "sleeper" - a car that looks slow, but is not. Don't get me wrong - it is not a real sports car, but more of a sports sedan. You get V8 power, and V6 fuel economy. Also, this car has a good deal of modding potential.

1997 - 2003 Pontiac Grand Prix GTP - Stock 3.8L V6: 240 horsepower, 280 ft.lbs of torque. 0 - 60: about 6.6 seconds - not too bad. Fuel economy: around 18 city, 28 highway - not too bad either. 1/4 mile: around 15 seconds - again, not bad.

by Blair Sventon October 6, 2006

Grand Prix GTP

The usual compromise that is made when a husband (who wants a sports car) and a wife (who wants a grocery getter) buy a car together. It's a good looking car, and decently fast-certainly faster than 90% of the stuff she could have goaded you into buying if she loved you less-but contrary to what people will tell you, it will never outperform a pony car, and even a V6 Mustang will eat it for lunch.

I went and did a 15 on the drag strip in my Grand Prix GTP while I had 30 pounds worth of groceries in the car! Rock on!

by Blarney October 28, 2005

Grand Prix GTP

An overweight family truckster that rednecks think of as a muscle car.

Discontinued due to poor sales, replaced by the Pontiac GTO.

Dude, did you see that minivan pass us? You should feed those gerbils under the hood more often!

by Monk E. Boy May 6, 2005

Pontiac_GTP

A term to describe queer fanbois.

Pontiac_GTP sucks at life: all he does is say how great ATI is.

by anonymous April 24, 2004

fpv gtp

FPV GTP (Ford performance vehicles)

The FPV GTP is like the GT except more luxury. The gt is like the gtp
But the gt is poor mans gtp. It is usually automatic but the good drivers prefer manual.

Guy 1: Fark man thats a nice ride
Guy 2: Yeah man its the new FPV GTP
Guy 1: So its like the FPV GT?
Guy 2: Sort of, but $5,000 more and its better.
Guy 1: How much?
Guy 2: $75,000

by Matt apple May 14, 2016