grombling

A sexual act involving one partner defecating into another partner's mouth, and then orally receiving said defecation through kissing.

Even though he finds the act of grombling disgusting, Roman still grombles to make his relationship work.

by Fat Fuck Frank April 8, 2007

Grumbling Midget

An angry dwarf that is easily thrown around with the use of a cannopult, sling shot, cannon, golf tee, or mule.

Alex was being a grumbling midget so I sent him on a mule to Arizona.

by lasdjflasdjflasdjkf May 30, 2006

grappling baby

A Mexican baby that is launched into America from a mothers uterus in Mexico so the mother can use the umbilical cord to climb over the boarder.

You see Raquel over there, she used a grappling baby to get over the border, her son Jose is still retarded from it.

by tvet0013 December 15, 2011

thumpy grumpkin

When you recieve a blumpkin from your grandma while your rabbit eats a carrot

I got the best thumpy grumpkin of my life from grandma Bernie

by Smittywerbenyagerbenjenson April 26, 2008

grundling

Nosing around the grundle area -- usually performed by a dog trying to get your attention (aka crotch-sniffing) or another person REALLY trying to get your attention.

"Dude, get your dog off of me!"
"Oh, sorry man. Spike! No grundling the guests!"

by YodaDoe December 27, 2004

grappling

A Southern U.S. expression meaning to fish by hand. (A synonym for noodling.) A grappler goes into the water, feels for a hole which may be occupied by a catfish, and entices the catfish to bite his hand. The grappler then wrestles the catfish to the surface.

We're going grappling for catfish today, so get the hushpuppies ready!

by Your Old Uncle Bill December 22, 2013

Grumming

The act of grumming involves masturbating while defacating, having a wank while having a shit.

Sam was caught grumming by his mum

by lorenzo30 February 11, 2010