blow groceries

Throwing up. Often used by fisherman who get seasick and throw up over the side of the boat.

Dude, I'm not feeling well, I think I'm gonna blow groceries.

blow groceries by Charlie Lewis June 1, 2007

eating groceries 

The act of commiting fellatio to an asshole or multiple assholes

Hey Amanda, I can't wait to eat your groceries tonight eating groceries

eating groceries by fortytwodegrees April 21, 2018

Dementia Groceries 

To place various groceries in a shopping cart then forgetting where it's been placed or forgetting it all together and leaving the store.

Peggy went grocery shopping today and had a shopping cart full of groceries then some how forgotten them . Moments later people pass by and see said cart as they look on a clerk yells in regret and say "Damn Dementia Groceries !"

Dementia Groceries by K.M.O. March 23, 2023

off the groceries 

being so fucked up on drugs you no longer require the need to eat food

"I saw Jordan smoking meth again."

"Oh shit blood, he must be off the groceries again."

off the groceries by blowjobs March 6, 2018

Can we get groceries? 

When someone asks to get groceries

Mom: “we’re out of food”
Tiago: “well can we get groceries?”

Can we get groceries? by Poopmaster April 29, 2022

yodeling groceries 

throwing up, vomit, tossing cookies, upchucking, ralphing, praying to the porcelain god, lose(one's) lunch puking, chunder, hurl, barfing, blow chunks, eating backwards, spew(chunks), wretch, and 3D burp/belch

Me: Vodka and I used to be best friends...until the incident.
Bartender: (Uninterested Grunt)
Me: Yeah, I thought I could handle 18 gimlets but after 10, I was yodeling groceries.

yodeling groceries by azewaldowife March 11, 2008

Slug in the groceries 

Used to describe an undesirable outcome. Also appropriate to describe the act of being struck in the testicles. Analogous with a "kick in the nuts".

Pat: Did you hear about Marc catching the HIV?
Derric: Yea, what a slug in the groceries.

Slug in the groceries by spieg May 12, 2011