Groundhog Day

A condition in which one is so constipated that the poo is limited to a slight exposure, enough to reveal its shadow, and then retreats back into its hole.

Rats! I had a Groundhog day today! Hopefully tomorrow will be my Spring cleaning!

by Sakekij January 21, 2009

groundhog day

When you have too much stuff to do, and not enough time to do it.

I'd love to come out clubbing tonight, but I am having a bit of a groundhog day! I ain't got the time!

by Chewiee May 14, 2003

Groundhog battle

Ground hogging is where a held in poop emerges in and out of your ass. A ground hog battle is the act of sticking two asses together and groundhogging. Hence where the poops are shoving eachother back and forth. The winner is is the one groundhogs the hardest and gets his/her feces in the opponents anus along with the defeated groundhog.

See also Groundhogging

things got outta hand, a groundhog battle broke out

by Municat April 12, 2011

Groundhog Effect

When a penis becomes so timid or cold it climbs back into the body and hides, forming a temporary vagina.

This one time I went to a party where I didn't know anyone and my penis did the groundhog effect.

I was about to have sex with someone when I got a little nervous and my penis did the groundhog effect, so we just scissored and used a double sided dildo.

by pumpkinslicer2000 March 14, 2015

Groundhog day

When you are licking your mates asshole and you suck it so hard that a little brown poop pokes its head out

I'll suck your ass if you promise not to go Groundhog day on me!

by Sharon P. April 7, 2005

groundhog tunnel

a tunnel groundhogs use to see if it's cold outside and/or see if it's still winter. it's also where british people eat stinky fish and chips before heading to the orthodontist

ex: "i cant make my hot sauce audition because i'm eating fish and chips in the groundhog tunnel"

by lc2401 September 8, 2010

Groundhog Winter

The antonym of "Indian Summer": the last surprise phase of winter, often accompanied by a freeze or snowfall. Usually takes place after the first bloom of spring flowers.

I was about to wax the skis and pack away the gear, but Groundhog Winter hit bringing 10 inches of fresh and we're getting a bonus weekend out on the mountain.

by Duck Lewis April 13, 2011