The act of getting your balls sweaty, putting your balls on a girl's eyelids, and placing your dick on her nose, so it hangs over. She will then look like Gonzo from The Muppets.
Last night at the party, brooke passed at. Then Tyler did like 100 jumping jacks and gave her a sweaty gonz.
by goblue04 May 21, 2009
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Dennis Gonzalves is super duper.
by CRAPPYPLAYER September 28, 2006
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by Red Cyanide August 16, 2019
Get the Gonzalo mug.When it comes to pornography the term 'Gonzo' refers to a style of film making pioneered in the 1990s by directors such as Seymore Butts and Ben Dover.
Gonzo porn took the storyline out of adult movies and headed straight for the sex. No longer would the pornoholic have to fast forward through 10 minutes of inept dialog to get 5 minutes of sex. They got sex throughout the whole video.
Gonzo porn was not always shot in the first person or in point-of-view fashion as some have suggested here and the quality of the movie depended largely on who was producing it.
Gonzo porn took the storyline out of adult movies and headed straight for the sex. No longer would the pornoholic have to fast forward through 10 minutes of inept dialog to get 5 minutes of sex. They got sex throughout the whole video.
Gonzo porn was not always shot in the first person or in point-of-view fashion as some have suggested here and the quality of the movie depended largely on who was producing it.
by pornoholic September 13, 2005
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by Captain Gonzo Mask October 16, 2006
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