Grison

The spot between a vagina and asshole that resembles a buffalo.

He ate her beaver, with a side of grison.

by LtHinkel January 13, 2014

gristleclit

1) a nasty older woman
2) a description of the genitals of a nasty older woman
3) a clitoris that resembles a piece of gristle

"Connie is a real frickin' gristleclit."

"Hey, gristleclit."

by MeanMachine May 15, 2007

Griswoldian Christmas Display

From the 'National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation' movie character, Clark Griswold and his overdone Christmas lights display.

Any obscenely over-the-top holiday lights display on someone's home. Often done in an insanely competitive, anti- "peace on Earth, goodwill towards men" desire to outdo and one-up the neighbors.

Jack: Dude, you're late for work again. And you've been looking like hell lately. What's up?

Shawn: I haven't had any sleep in days. My neighbor's Griswoldian Christmas display is so freakin' bright it's been keeping me up all night. AND it's draining so much power it caused a black out in my neighborhood last night, so my alarm clock didn't go off!

by Wasabi-Woman December 7, 2009

Gristle Luck

This term is used to describe the misfortunes and bad luck that occur to a seemingly undeserving person.

"Jamie must have the worst gristle luck, you know, with his house being swept away in that freak flash flood and what not."

by EnOb December 30, 2005

Go for the Gristle

when a female is performing fellatio, and after she gets the complete schlong into her mouth, she "goes for the gristle" by getting one or more testicles into her mouth.

This came from trying to get the extra meat on the gristle on the chicken bone when you are done eating wings and are still hungry.

Dude 1: You bang that girl last night?
Dude 2: Nah, but she went down on me
Dude 1: She go for the Gristle?
Dude 2: Hellz yea! Gave her a mouthful! BOTH BALLS!

by Human Cartoon February 26, 2010

gristley surprise

When a genital wart comes off into your mouth and you unexpectedly bite down onto it between your teeth.

Gristle : tough cartilaginous, tendinous, or fibrous matter

Went down on a new partner I picked up last night, I had no idea I was in for a gristley surprise.

by Trader1933 January 14, 2017

throbbing gristle

Originators of "industrial music" Formed in 1975 by Genesis P.Orridge,Peter Christopherson, Cosey Fanny Tutti, and Chris Carter. Music was very uneasy, sleazy, and in a sense, brillient

Throbbing Gristle are the DEFINATIVE industrial band

by Dagon January 9, 2005