The Grigsby

A mixed drink cocktail consisting of virgin prune juice and inexpensive whiskey, often garnished with Fiber One bars or Uncle Sam cereal. While offering the health benefits of the Chinese summer drink "suanmeitang," The Grigsby is rivaled only by the Bloody Mary as the most popular mixed drink served during breakfast.

Recipe:
-1 part whiskey or bourbon (the cheaper, the better)
-2 parts prune juice
-coarsely ground high-fiber cereal for garnishing

"Dude, I got so drunk last night, I binged on, like, an entire cheese wheel. Now I'm feeling a little bound up. I need The Grigsby to put me right so I can TAKE a Grigsby."

by austicoatk September 29, 2011

grisby

A grisby is a man who is lazy, unbalanced, and arrogant.

Often found in Hollywood, they can be identified by their seersucker plumage and/or inappropriate erections.

"Check out the Grisby snoring in the back. What a rude thing to do at a funeral! Also, what's up with the erection?"

by ariEmo October 27, 2009

Sparkling Grigsby

A breakfast cocktail based on the popular laxaholic beverage, "The Grigsby," with added amounts of Club Soda or seltzer.

"I'm a big fan of the grigsby, but I'm partial to the Sparkling Grigsby, myself. Love that effervesence!"

by austicoatk September 30, 2011

Grisby

a Grisby is a male who is extremely greasy, has problems with ulcers and usually gets an erection in the most compromising situations, such as when surrounded by straight males.

look at that Grissby over there

by Sam Jordan May 15, 2003

grimby

When someone’s got that “Old Town Road” stank.

Preston was curious what the putrid stench was, but it was just Tim’s grimby.

by Hola Bambino June 13, 2022

grimsy

Something that is both grim and whimsical.

Funky Winkerbean's grimsy has metastasized to other comic strips.

by CCurmudgeon December 29, 2011

Cajun Grigsby

Yet another variant of the ever-popular laxaholic tonic, "The Grigsby." This version of the popular breakfast cocktail contains chicory root or chicory root extract to augment its laxative effects.

"I gar-on-TEE the Cajun Grigsby will give you explosive gas!!!"

by austicoatk October 4, 2011