Wayne Gretzky

A girl that can objectively be said to have a 9 face and a 9 body (scale rating from 0 to 10 with 10 being perfect).

Wayne Gretzky wore the number 99 in the NHL and is undoubtedly the best player of all time. The system expands as a quick way to rate a "player" and spread the word quickly and discreetly among hockey fans simply by naming players. Sidney Crosby = 87 : Mario Lemieux = 66 : Ray Bourque = 77 : Mikhail Grabovsky = 84 and so on...

Scarlett Johansson is a Wayne Gretzky.

by JooBuoy September 14, 2011

Mow Gretzky's Lawn

When a upcoming hockey athelete has to gain favour of their team by trimming the ass hairs of their coach.

Man, I had to mow Gretzky's lawn to make captain of the team.

by Brownlow January 7, 2014

Gretzsky

Similar to a hat trick, but involving ejaculation in three of a female's orifices in one sexual encounter. The common example would be ejaculation in a woman's mouth, anus, and vagina. Although many men can accomplish a hat trick, few have the skill to achieve the work of the Great One.

After sex, she was soaked; her mouth, ass, and pussy were full of cum. She had just been with a Gretzsky.

by 314inda517 March 1, 2009

gretzer

like truant someone who skives of school to do work like plumbing, tiling and especially roofing

Look at that geezer hes a proper gretzer!

by Hugh Janus February 7, 2004

wayne gretzky

When you bang a girl who hasn't showered for three periods. AKA Courtney Love.

When I was banging the lunch lady, she totally gave me a wayne gretzky.

by Brent C July 4, 2006

Gretzel

1. a short girl, usually of asian descent, who wears heels and is a total bitch

2. A shoeaholic and a shopaholic

1. OMG my cousin Gretzel is a total BITCH!!!

2. I'm such a Gretzel

by Bobby_Bouchet April 3, 2010

Gretz

To give someone a "gretz-ing" is to let someone know they are retarded/ or have done something that makes them look retarded. Based on a early 80's public service commercial featuring Wayne Greztsky and a mantally handicapped teenager.

Scratch the side of your head really fast like you have fleas and exclaim to the nearest stupid person "Gretz!"

by battlebran July 2, 2009