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queef greased

The materials spewed out (at Light Speed) as a result of a vaginal fart. Although, never subject to a thorough analysis, this material could be quite unpleasant, possibly toxic and aesthetically repugnant (or not). It often renders the spewee confused, shocked, sexually ambivalent or somewhat entertained!
I just couldn't believe it! She was relaxed, feet up to the ceiling when suddenly, she queef greased my pompadour! That's a shiny pompadour dude.
by Tbird January 24, 2007
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Greasy Varesi

When an extremely short male receives an unearned promotion at his place of employment. The promotion is achieved by letting other male bosses perform sex acts on his anus. It should be noted that said person may also be the pivot man in a circle jerk due to their small size. People promoted through the "greasy varesi" method are easy to spot because they have recieved so much semen to the face that they smear it into their hair in the shape of a faux hawk.
How in the world did Addison get promoted? I dunno Stella but the rumor is it was a greasy varesi.
by SilkyMeatloaf July 21, 2019
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Grease Burger

When a females vagina resembles that of a medium rare burger and is also drenched in grease.
“Steve fucked a total grease burger last night, he says his dick smells like cabbage now!”
by Joe.mama September 23, 2019
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Rusty Grease Monkey

The act of having fellatio performed on you whilst sitting in a chair or laying on a surface in which your ass is hanging off the seat and simultaneously taking a creamy “peanut butter-esque” bowel excretion that can be caught in hand by the performer of fellatio, the feces are then used as grease to finish you off with a hot hand jibber and blow your white goblins all over your navel.
That chick Stacey has major daddy issues, I bet she would give one hell of a rusty grease monkey.”
by Trebeks_mustache August 2, 2019
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SASUGA GREG SAMA

Comment this whenever Gregory Leclerc post something in the group Fate Grand Order USA
Gregory Leclerc made a announcement

Comment SASUGA GREG SAMA!!!
by Patrick Way February 21, 2019
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greg

the fastest growing channel on youtube (don’t look that up)
what’s up greg!
i’m a true greg
by a true greg September 10, 2018
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Greasy cow

by Getrekt_123 June 10, 2018
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