It Was Greg!

A phrase used to excuse oneself from a sticky situation one has gotten into.

"God damn it phil you spilled puke on my floor"
"ummm It Was Greg!"

"Who did this?"
"It Was Greg!"

by artimousclydefrog January 14, 2012

Greg

Walrus.

He's such a walrus! Look at Greg go!

by chickachickaslimshady November 6, 2012

Greg

A Greg is the most amazing person in the world and many many girls fall head over heals for him. He is very caring, loving, sexy and just plain fun to be around. Whenever he smiles it lights up your day and girls would do anything to have him. He is strong and has a HUGE dick which many girls would die for.

I had a hell of a time last night with Greg, I am sooooooo lucky to have him!

by ladysarah1784 February 9, 2010

Greg

When your so hench you can literally move the universe with your pinky and you can backhand someone back into the womb.
So hench he makes the hulk look like a 4 year old

Big boii: what was that?
John: it’s fucking Greg moving the universe again

by Wet tissue November 26, 2018

Greg

The embodiment of ataraxia, a greek term for freedom from worry, fear, and other preoccupations. According to the philosopher Epicurus, it is the only true happiness possible for a human being.

When the Velvet Underground wrote the song Sweet Jane, they must have known Greg.

by MountainBluebird December 8, 2009

greg

A guy who likes to show himself after a shower and then acts shy. Just admit it -
you want it!

He keeps gregging me - must be awful horny

by Paper bitch December 20, 2008

Greg

An Extremely good looking person. Coolest Kid Around. Extremely Funny. Very Modest.

Super Sam: Omigosh whos that kid?
Cory: Thats Greg.
Super Sam: Wow hes Hot.
Cory: Hes Pretty Cool Aswell.
Random Kid (Jack): Yeh, that Greg is on Great Guy, Wish I could be like him.

by GreG's Number 1 Fan. December 14, 2008