Someone who does everything, including the irrational, to be environmentally friendly. Like burning books so they don't need to cut down more trees. Walking across a forest to work so they don't need to use a car, and killing a squirrel's habitat in the process. And buying their anti-car protest placards from Wal-Mart, then drinking a Starbuck's coffee with totally unfair trade coffee shipped in diesel oil tankers 90000 miles to their little town, and then slapped with a made-in-china "fair trade" sticker so they think they're helping the environment.

Sara worked 30 hours at Mcdonald's last week so she could buy an enviro-friendly handbag from Wal-Mart! What a greentard!

greentard by muntumbo mo klick December 9, 2008

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Greedyland

Another name for Disneyland which describes their totally high prices. Other parks have their names also - Knott's Greedy Farm, Greedy Mountain (Magic Mountain) and Greedy World (Sea World and Disney World Florida).

My last trip to Greedyland tapped out my cards and I'm all out of cash! I think I may have left my wallet there.

Greedyland by Damrod June 30, 2011

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greenwalding

Cherry picking content then spinning it out of context in order to defame someone. Named after lawyer/author Glenn Greenwald.

"Richard Nixon was fond of greenwalding his opponents. Goebbels was a master of the greenwalder's art. Sam Harris is often greenwalded." - Richard Dawkins

greenwalding by donroberto April 11, 2016

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Greyland

A thing that eats rats behind a dumpster while squealing I’m better than you at fortnite and is under the influence of every drug imaginable.

That thing is a greyland

Greyland by Rat cat eater toe June 30, 2021

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