greased off

to give someone a funny look because they've done something totally gay or you hate/dislike them

she just totally greased me off, that b****

i just greased off that chick, i hate her so much (no one would ever say that though)

by no one you'll ever know June 9, 2008

Greased

Act of having sex wit a thot

You know dat bih tameka i just greased ha shit the other day

by Mr kfn April 8, 2021

greased up and creased up

To have shaved, bathed, used a deodorant, and have put on clean/pressed clothes.

I was greased up and creased up by 6, ready to go to the club.

by Dashing D6 November 30, 2011

greaseball

another derogatory term for an italian. A greaseball is someone who looks like they don't take showers all that often. Italians seem to be naturally greasy and unheigenic. Therefore this name was made to describe this certain breed of italians who lack etiquette and basic hygeine.

sonny is such a fucking greaseball.

by luigiscousin October 3, 2007

Greased Turkey

A classic game for the bros, where all players stand in a circle around a turkey (dead or alive) while pulling on their weiners. When one player finishes choking his chicken, that player must then spew his load into the anal cavity of the turkey. The last player to ejaculate into the turkey's anus is deemed the loser of the game. The loser must insert his head into the anal cavity of the turkey, and present himself for triumphant spanking from each player. Failure to properly ejaculate into the turkey's anal cavity (e.g. ejaculating on the floor) is penalized by that player having to slurp up their own semen and then spit said semen into the turkey's anus. Naturally, this game is played on the traditional pilgrim holiday of Spanksgiving. Eating the turkey is optional, but strongly encouraged.

Little Timmy: "Grandpappy, care to join us for a game of Greased Turkey?"

Grandpappy: "Mother best look away, because Grandpappy with an erection is on the way!"

by ProfessorPanini October 6, 2017

greased

The state of being completely obliterated by alcohol.

Look at Corey overthere, he is just greased

by Anonymous September 12, 2003

Greased Lightning

A cigarette that has been "greased" (dipped) in "lightning" (lean aka Promethazine with Codeine).

I always hit a Greased Lightning on my break, at work, to get a nice buzz going.

by Katisuyorudan February 6, 2014