Butt Grape

A veiny hemmorhoid that has swelled to infection, and looks like a hanging grape on a deciduous and woody vine.

Frank: Hey Steve, we saved you a seat, sit down.

Steve: I would Frank, but I'm afraid I'd bust my Butt Grape.

by tedwilli9 September 27, 2008

Grape Child

A friend among your circle who is slower than everyone else like Arnie in the movie What’s Eating Gilbert Grape.

Chris never gets the joke. He’s a grape child.

by Dirty girl undercover December 6, 2018

Grape Sandwich

When you put your testicles between a woman's ass cheeks and she clenches them until they pop

Hey baby, I want a grape sandwich. Ow my balls!

by HentaiJoiBoy September 5, 2019

gramps

someone who has characteristics of an old man.
1. falling asleep anywhere including using a calculator
2. wandering off with no purpose or destination
3. mumbling to himself because 'its a bonus if anyone is listening'

gramps fell asleep in the middle of a sentance again.

by anon January 12, 2004

bust a grape

This is used in context of "he wouldn't bust a grape" as in he won't do shit. It's like saying someone wouldn't harm a fly as opposed to busting a cap, the sucka wouldn't bust a grape. Get it right youngsters.

That fool was talking about busting caps but he won't bust a grape!

by 96inthe916 June 15, 2018

on grape

Typically used as on god, but instead grape. Used when you're talking about how it really be sometimes.

Example 1: On grape dis is fax B.
Example 2: On grape it really b lik this sometimes

by dankestofemall February 28, 2019

invisible grapefruit clutch

A heavy-metal hand gesture, in which the subject holds out their hand(s), palm up, fingers broadly curled inward, as if clutching an invisible grapefruit, or an orb of majestic evil power (still invisible).

When the throwing of horns got co-opted by the widespread public to the point where they were often seen from Jonas Brothers fans, Lord Blaspherion G. McSatan decided to adopt a more metal-centric hand gesture: the invisible grapefruit clutch.

by Tyrannorabbit July 5, 2009