Lois Griffin

The mom in family guy who is loved by everybody except Stewie

Lois Griffin: hi Stewie how are you?
Stewie Griffin: shut up woman!

by Kidswillbekids May 31, 2020

griffins bridge

the area between your arse and your sack

man i got an itch tryin to cross griffins bridge

by j j mclure June 28, 2009

Griff Match

An anything goes match for any sport, fight, or competition

Yo let's have a 1v1 basketball griff match.

by Robert S. and Luis C. December 15, 2015

The Griffith Femto Theory

A theory stating that the internet is so vast and so random that you could post a random photo claiming it's a meme from the future, and at some point the photo will gain relevance as a meme.

Bro 1: Bro, did you hear about that one among us post from 2010?

Bro 2: Nah man, that's just a prime example of the Griffith Femto theory

by ZenaMudry November 27, 2021

chris griffin

chris griffin= fat, dumb and blond

Chris Griffin : hey stewie, i just had a nap. do you want an eye booger?
stewie:aaaaggggghhhhh*whacks chris with stick*

by digity cat August 3, 2007

griffa

Slang term used for marijuana, used mostly by Chicanos and Mexicans.

-Yeah, Im going back to Cali this weekend.

-Foo, bring me back some griffa.

-Chale!

by C-los818 November 30, 2006

Griff

Griff: Noun/ Verb. To make an Irrational decision in the spare of the moment that others just do not understand. It is usually done by an “Aaron” and in no way is it a Common decision it is quite the opposite. Pretty much you do the opposite of what anyone else would do. After you Griff up you say “WOW” and “Sir” and move on to your next Griff Moment.

Well Aaron Griffed up the other day. He said Spectrum encouraged him to take work off so he called in on Tuesday so he could go back to Horsepasture; the next day he went back to work they Fired Him. I guess he really Griffed up this time!

by Mr.Love13 July 24, 2023