chocolate gretzky

when you are having anal sex with a woman and you pull out and quickly insert the butt end of your hockey stick into her ass in place of your penis.

(only a real hockey player can pull off this maneuver)

Last night I gave Steph the chocolate gretzky. It was amazing.

by Dale P. Johnson March 23, 2008

Victor Grantz

An adorable postman from the game Identity v. He's a shy boy that does like to talk very much and has a crusty dog named Wick.

Victor Grantz is my favorite idv character

by Romaneatscandles January 28, 2021

gio gratz

a sexy kid with a big dick

yes oh gosh i was with gio gratz the other night it was perfect

by tuskoalas13 March 2, 2010

Victor Grantz

The father of my children. He’s a happily married man with me.

Victor Grantz solos Goku

by victorgrantzhusband July 1, 2021

Gretzky

1. Really Good Hockey Player
2. slang, Refers to mentally retarded person, similar to a person shown in a commercial with Wayne Gretzky years ago saying "gretzky!"

Dude, I got stuck sitting next to a gretzky on the bus. He was fucking drooling!

by Bob Boukie January 31, 2005

Wayne Gretzky

Based on the famous you miss 100 percent of the shots you don't make

When you go up to an extremely beautiful women out of your league and blatantly ask for sex.

ex 1:

Jim: Hey man did you hear Matt Wayne Gretzkyed that chick and it worked

Bill: No way

ex 2:

Matt : Yo Biatch give me that pussy

Laura: Okay

by GoodGuyForeverXX September 4, 2012

gretzky

In ontario, canada its a nickname for a coffee served at Tim Horton's that has 9 creams and 9 Sugars.

"Ill have a gretzky and a donut and a dialysis machine please"

by BradPittlike January 19, 2007