gooey patterson

The act of drilling a hole in a microwaved mellon and making love to it.

Wow, this gooey patterson is better than my fucking girlfriend!!!

by Mike March 7, 2005

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Edward Gorey

A writer/illustrator/set designer who was known for his macabre themes and victorian-style illustrations.

Have you seen Edward Gorey's set for Dracula? It's incredible.

by Sparky March 2, 2005

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gooey caesar

When you jerkoff on a girl wearing a Burger King crown.

Bro I was hanging out with this chick eating nuggets and fries and one thing led to another and she put the burger crown on and I commenced the gooey caesar.

by joeyballz November 25, 2015

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Gosley

1) adj. When someone or something is obscenely gay

2) excl. Something super lame

Bro 1: Did you see After Earth?
Bro 2: Nah man, that movie looked gosley af

by Koonta December 2, 2015

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gooey alan

1. The act of performing oral sex with a freshly toasted marshmallow held in one's mouth, providing the recipient with a unique sensory experience

When we were camping last week, Mere took Mike back to her tent and gave him a Gooey Alan while everyone was making s'mores. The guy spent three days in the burn center afterward, but he said it was totally worth it.

by meat nozzle September 11, 2016

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