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barvin meak does NOT aprove fo gort land cuz an unspecified lack man baned him from gort land!!!!!
by Gort Lander May 3, 2023
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To hold a frog
Mom said there's a frog outside, let's gort it.

I'm gonna go gortting with my friends.
by DeadlyChicken November 13, 2021
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The act of bulking on greens, then holding in your shit for weeks, then jerking off your thick chode until green thick goo comes out.
Damm Evan, always trying to gort.
by GDraz March 17, 2025
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the use of a greatsword glued to a greatsword that is serrated and can be lit on fire
by cheerioes April 21, 2024
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Gort - referred to the game FORTNITE

God of Fort

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Dude that girl is so good at fortnite he had like 12 wins. SHe is like the ultimate gort
by Theultimategodoffortnite June 24, 2018
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The act of snorting cock in a s e x u a l way
Ayo lemme gort that meat stick o yours mate

Wtf who are you- what is gort?

JUST LET ME SNORT COCK
by suggIenarder April 5, 2021
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"Gort" is a word usually used to describe someone who's actions are so bad you don't even want to mention their name. This word in particular is also usually not used with any other added words before it. An example of it's usage can be seen below.
Gort may be used like this:

Person 1: "Dude. Did you see what they did back in 99'? Crazy, I can't believe they'd be so cruel to those poor families"
Person 2: "Gort"
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