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gonorrhea turnover 

when a woman is getting cunnilingus while sitting on the man's face, and then like the hook she spins around 180 degrees to face away from him without dismounting.
why don't you do something you're good at? like givin' him a gonorrhea turnover?

gonorrhea by proxy 

The act of transmitting something terrible, through someone else.

Often abbreviated "GBP," as to avoid social stigma.

Also refers to the actual contraction of gonorrhea.
I wasn't in class on Tuesday, so Jimmy picked up my exam for me. When I saw my C-, it was gonorrhea by proxy.

Which is larger: Long Island's GBP, or its GDP?

Man, gonorrhea by proxy. That sucks.
gonorrhea by proxy by Mahmoud J March 31, 2008

Buon Giorno, DiGiorno! 

Waking up to a blow job, but secretly just wanting a pizza.
She fellatio’d me as the Sun rose over the hilltops, but man was I hungry. Buon Giorno, DiGiorno!
Buon Giorno, DiGiorno! by TFCB January 1, 2021

Gonoherpesyphilaids 

The worst of all Sexually transmitted diseases. This is a combination of Gonorrhea, Herpes, Syphilis and Aids. It is transmitted by sexual contact, spit, toe jam, dingleberries, nose hairs and rubbing nipples together. Most people catch it from sexual contact with an infected partner or unprotected sex with a gopher tortise. The only cure is to analy penetrate a female virgin goat from the Himalayas.
I go my whole life being carefull. One night I get drunk and Fuck 1 Gopher Tortise and BAM.....I got Gonoherpesyphilaids...Where the hell am I gonna get enough money for a plane ticket to the Himalayas?
Gonoherpesyphilaids by Antjaw September 16, 2004

Gonosyphilaids 

Rare, jungle venerian disease created by Paris Hilton and her promiscous sex life. Combination of Gonorrhea, Syphilis and AIDS, sometimes herpes: herpetic gonosyphilaids.
Paris Hilton is spreading her Herpetic gonosyphilaids.

gonnoherpesyphilaids

Often contracted from dirty whores, Or 75% of Brownsburg High School's Senior Class. Often confused with herpegonnosyphiltitis but is far more deadly. This, a true combination of all STDs is often found lingering about any gay bar.
Damn, I boinked this bitch I heard she was dirty, all I thought I was going to get was herpegonnosyphiltitis but I got gonnoherpesyphilaids instead!
gonnoherpesyphilaids by VWguy February 20, 2005