gork

A)to simply just die
B)to kill someone or something

a)I heard your dog just gorked.
b)Im going to end up gorking that dog if it dont stay out of the steet.

by icpjason January 19, 2007

gork

The sound made from snorting cocaine.

Wow Mary Kate, nice gork!

by skawful22 September 14, 2008

Gork

A gentleman orkutiya (gentleman+ork): one who hides his flirting skills behind a veil of sophistication

Even though he's such a gork, I love the way he praises women on social networks

by Humerian February 04, 2011

gork

Tripping on flat carpet.

1) Flat carpet.
2) Your dumb ass.
3) Oops. That sucked.

by GorkMan December 18, 2003

gorked

An excuse said when you dont really have the patience or any care of what the person or group is trying to talk to you about! A state of insomnia and paranoia and anxiety mixed with a short fuse and not a care in the world about your decision or mood!

I look like crap? What did you expect im gorked? I just ran a red light who cares Im gorked! my eyes look funny because im gorked!

by a retired gorky February 12, 2010

Gork

To stick one's fingers up the ass crack of a person through thier pants shorts excetera causing brief discomfort, then end it with a shout " you got totally gorked"

Chris was ahead of me walking up the stairs so i fucking Gorked him"

by Skottwhirly July 31, 2008

gork

Too eat so much you feel like you are about to explode

Oh man after eating that whole damn zebra, I'm gorked.

I'm going to go gork myself.

by Name June 07, 2004