Gordon

When someone continuously steals someone else's lines and claims them as their own, even if they have no clue what it means.

Also can be referred to someone who takes breaks during sex.
Guy: "Yeah that movie last night was BITCHIN'"
Girl (later on in the day): Have you seen my new bleached hair? It's BITCHIN'!!!
Guy (to his friend): She just Gordoned me! If that cunt steals one more of my lines I'm going to run her over.

Girl: That guy is such a BAMF...
Girl 2: What's a BAMF????
(Everyone laughs at her)
(Later in the day)
Girl 2: OMG my dog is such a BAMF!!
Guy: Do you know what the fuck your saying? *Slaps her*
Guy (to his friend): That's what happens when you Gordon someone....you get slapped

Guy: I don't know what happened man, we were doing it and all of sudden she needed a break...
Guy 2: Ha Ha you just got Gordoned!
by captainobvious1984 November 24, 2007
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Gordon is one of the best hall monitors at Harbord Collegiate Institute. He is super friendly and gets along with everyone.
Student:Today Gordon helped me carry my bio project up the stairs.
He so nice, isn't he?
Other Student: Damn Right He Is!!!!!!!!!!!
by CockSucker6996 April 11, 2019
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"Jeremiah you wont believe it! I've drunken three Gordons in a night! Hehe."
by georgeyboy1 February 25, 2008
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an avoirdupois unit of weight equal to seven baby seals (4,20.0 kg), divided into three men, used for ordinary commerce.
Mark: "Man, I just took the shit of a lifetime. I feel three Gordons lighter.
by Soulja Boyz August 24, 2008
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A guy who is pansexual and a drag queen.
Typically likes animes such as tokyo ghoul and seven deadly sins.
Jim: *points to another guy* he's a Gordon.
Paul: i know right?!?!?!?
The Gordon in question who speaks in a normal voice but uses ectreme hand jestures: damn right honey, i'm so queer i can't walk straight.
by Seventh_deadly_sin December 05, 2018
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1.) A device used to smoke weed using a metal piece (such as the metal at the end of a vcr connector cable or anything metal you can find that has a bowl), a cap that the metal piece is put into at the top (cut a hole for the metal in the cap), a propel or gatorade bottle in accordance with the cap (you screw the cap on the bottle), and a hole burned in the bottom of the bottle. Once you have assembled the gordon, place the weed in the metal bowl (you may have to put a piece of screen at the bottom of the bowl). Then, light the weed and and suck on the hole you made at the bottom of the bottle. Watch as the bottle fills with smoke. If there is smoke still in the bottle, you may remove the cap and hit the bottle from the top, an action known as "clearing the gordon". Evidence suggests that it was invented by hockey players.
2.) slang for weed
1.) Dude, lets go rip victory gordon!!!
2.) Holy shit, you gotta love gordon!
3.) Vicotry gordon is gonna be so sweet after we beat those serra fucks in the playoffs.
by Teppo February 27, 2007
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v. to get a girlfriend and bitch out on all friends, completely ignoring them in order to hang out with said girlfriend.
Guy 1: Dude, have you seen jimmy lately?
Guy 2: No man. He got a new girlfriend and he's gordoning like a motherfucker.
by what-in-gods-name June 26, 2009
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