gopher

a rich kid that pretends to be poor to seem cool like all the other druggie kids but actually has a 4.3 gpa and lives in a mansion

ann:
look at that guy shopping at juicy with his girlfriend, look he bought a $5550 shirt
bella:
but why is he so dirty and poor looking?
ann:
because he's a gopher

by iceicebaby12131231 April 23, 2007

gopher

to go, in the spirit of going dumb. normally used to describe something.

origin: Aaron Hall started using it in 2006 as a bastardized form of goes...the term then spread faster than the clap

a-star: yo myspace name from tech n9ne...that gopher

by Brittnasty The Mad MC December 08, 2006

gopher

a person on halo 2 who gets on a turret and stays on it until they are killed.

snipe that gopher at the front of the base.

by sklaid April 12, 2005

gopher

something unsightly, the penis

That kid had a big gopher.

by yoyofosho October 29, 2003

Gopher

A small creature who lives in holes; the holes vary due to stuff!; to do somfing;

I'm gonna gopher me up some chicken!
Please god don't let the gophers hurt me!

by Bling BLing April 26, 2003

Gopher

A large, fat person who brags about things no man/boy should brag about. also tends to consume mass amounts of food and will tend to commit questionably gay acts.

That kid over there was bragging that hes captain of the JV golf team...What a stupid Gopher.

by JGron_06 March 02, 2006

gopher

Someone who wears clown shoes and brings his superior employer coffee.
IE: Moped and JP

"Hey, you keep doing that I'm gonna make you my gopher"

by EZFunds May 12, 2006