by Kat2001 February 26, 2010
Get the Gootchy Goo mug.A walking, talking puzzle, also known as a riddler or an extremely annoying question making machine. Also another term for shitting your pants and custom striping your underwear. A Gooonsch can be known to make you puke from time to time with its ungodly aroma of shit smells.
by Tooflyforawhiteguy August 15, 2014
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An adjective meaning dull-witted, sexually repressed, and generally ignorant on all topics who points excessively.
Usually pertaining to an overweight person.
Usually pertaining to an overweight person.
That woman is such a gottschalk, she pointed at me and asked me to elaborate on the sexual symbolism in Sesame Street.
by Transcendentalist January 27, 2008
Get the gottschalk mug.An annoying piece of shit who repels normal people because she is hyperactive and immature. Sane people find her torture to be around and would like her to die in the pits of hell. Her friend group is every bit as obnoxious and repulsive as herself and she has no life. She is also the ugliest person in the Galaxy and has an effect on humans similar to medusa. She's also short lmfao.
by yeet6669420 June 12, 2019
Get the Ellie Gottschalk mug.a state of being in which one physically cannot stop pleasuring themselves because they keep thinking about how pathetic and sad their life actually is
aw man i was goetschel the other day cause i just realized my girlfriend is gona break up with me cause i hookup up with tons of freshman and took advantage of them
by revenge101101101101 January 7, 2010
Get the goetschel mug.When pieces of feces are attached and/or stuck to the hair of your taint/gootch
Common Abbv: Gootchmonst
Common Abbv: Gootchmonst
Dan: Ugh my taint is itchy I think it was invaded by a gootchmonster.
Steve:That sucks. I had to go to a doctor for those
Steve:That sucks. I had to go to a doctor for those
by spartan9664 January 21, 2010
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