platonic groping

To casually touch or caress a friend whom you have no romantic interest in.

Yeah, like me and Skye are totally just friends, but that's not to say there hasn't been some platonic groping sometimes when we're drunk.

by annexxxx March 28, 2011

Glooping

The moment of eye contact exchanged between the person leaving a bathroom stall and the person about the enter.

There awkwardness of the glooping outside the McDonald's bathroom was tenable, as both parties went on their way.

by smebobo October 5, 2019

gooning

masturbation so intense that it becomes a state of meditation that consumes you and provides endless pleasure, you either pair it with overstimming (cumming as much as you can) or edging (trying not to cum for as long as possible), there is not one way to goon, they all just have one goal; be consumed by your masturbation into bliss.

it is almost always (but doesnt need to) paired with porn or surrounds itself with porn- it is also known at bating.

i was gooning for several hours last night! im such a bater!

omg! yes! look at you serving cunt! you are such a gooner!

by 3meitloml May 2, 2023

The Goopinator

A Speical Needs name for a Dab Pen.

(Prefilled THC carts with button e-cig battery)

“Bro let’s hit the goopinator”
“Bet”

by GoopGod12 May 13, 2018

gopping

Royal Navy slag for ugly

Jerry got pissed last night and pulled a right gopping bird

by A total Kent December 30, 2010

SPRUCE GOOSING

A sexual act where a very large woman is on top of a man cowboy style with her arms out to her side and making airplane noises, while unable to receive any upward thrust.

"Nate went out spruce goosing again last night."

by yorg December 8, 2015

goofing around

As stated in Friends: "Two friends who care a lot about each other and have amazing sex and just wanna spend more time together."

No we aint real, we just be goofing around.

by rbh September 1, 2006