Goontang

A tasty alcoholic drink combining the subtle flavours of goon (insanely cheap cask wine) and tang (space age orange flavoured cordial concentrate power). A cheap and easy way to get yourself competely trashed.

person A : "Hey dude, what are you drinkin' tonight?"
person B : "Goontang!!"
person A : "wow - i never knew you were cool...!"

by NeeqWM May 29, 2005

Goontang

Goontang - Alcoholic mixed beverage
A highly sophisticated cocktail made by adding a small portion of Orange Tang to Cask Wine.

-Goontang
1 part Tang
2 part Goon
Served in 425ml beer glass
-Goontini
1 part Goon
2 part Gin
Small about of Tang for flavour
Served in Martini cocktail glass

Use Goontang to get some Poontang

by Skreech November 9, 2006

goontard

a man who's mental abilities have declined to the point of retardation due to prolonged gooning

person 1: you need to stop gooning you cant even form a sentence you filthy goontard

person2: nahhh nahhahah uhhh yhhhhh

by goonmaster greg August 9, 2024

Goontard

A Goontard is a person who goons regularly

You are such a Goontard

by Goontard69 December 26, 2024

Goontard

A person who is both a gooner and a retard.

Dude Isacc is such a goddamn goontard.

by Pro retard January 14, 2025

Goontard

An individual who does nothing but masturbate and the only thing they think about and discuss is sexual subjects.

Jimmy is such a Goontard all he talks is Sophie Rain

by Diddy's 23rd Tooth July 30, 2025

Goontard

one who spends much of his time rubbing on his schlong only never to climax.

yo that guy's such a goontard

by tratnad November 27, 2025