Gonkers

When a man or Woman has consumed a lethal amount of meth and runs around butt naked in the street.

Dude he’s totally Gonkers right now.

by wonkywilly April 21, 2021

Gooner

A male who watches porn all day long while masturbating
People who might be gooners: EquinoX, JVZ, ! Hyperscale_, Swagkisser, Mrow, cnnr, Squik, Wintrius, bowsers sourpuss bread enjoyer (DEFINETLY A GOONER), Tasque, What was he cooking?, And 200 Others
People who are not gooners: Chriz

Person 1:i gooned too hard.. lost the record..
Person 2: gooner (funny discord gif)

by chrizwiththerizz September 3, 2023

the goonery

1. The pushing and shoving that occurs during a hockey game after the whistle is blown

2. Life's absurdities; silly ridiculous moments

A. Did you see the barrage of punches thrown and dirty words exchanged throughout tonight's game!? The goonery.

B. The man was late to work so he began recklessly speeding along the shoulder of the highway to make up for lost time. The Goonery.

by aw847 May 8, 2016

Goinker

Usually a fat person. There habbits include eating lardo and lying on the couch watching American Chopper. Often makes loud noises for no apparent reason.

Hey Ash, did you see Tony over there, he's such a goinker.

by Gorgon44 June 6, 2010

Gronker

An alternative word for the male glans, with specific reference to the shaft and not ball-sac.

"Get yer Gronker out and give it some air"

by gronkers October 28, 2008

gooker

a person of Korean and African American parents

Look at that gooker eating chow main and watermelon!

by JdoggSnizzles April 12, 2004

Goonerism

An Arsenal fan talking a load of shite.

One in ten Arsenal fans talks as much shite as the other nine is considered to be a true Goonerism.

by Goonbater August 1, 2020