Goonix

A singular turd, often of unusually large size. More than one turd is NOT a Goonix.

1: The toilet could not flush because of the GOONIX wedged in the bowl.

2: Dustin: I see you just walked the dog.

Chuck: How do you know?

Dustin: Cause it has a GOONIX hung in its ass fur.

by WORDLE August 19, 2011

Goonies

1. ya niggas
2. your friends
3. ride with you till tha wheels fall off

Me and my Goonies bout to start some shit up.

by Rah-killa April 11, 2005

gooniversity

A university where the bulk of students are made up of goons.
This may apply to any/all universities

Guy 1: So what do you think?

Guy 2: You're friends are all wastemen. Baitly listen to Panic! at the Disco. What a gooniversity.

Guy 1: Yer.

by gonzo89cb April 2, 2010

Lutz Goons

A brotherhood similar to the knights of Camelot, they are a force to be reckoned with in Hillsborough County Florida. Most known for throwing exceptionally amazing parties, having lots of sex, and fighting. These 16-19 year old men are almost all white and very privileged as well as highly educated and very very attractive. They are composed of the lutz drug kingpens and the future of the United States' international drinking team to say the very least. To become a lutz goon you must present a five paragraph essay explaining how you would be an asset to the group. The famous slogan they use is " one swing we all swing."

Girl: " I just wish you were a part of the Lutz Goons Rod, then I'd actually believe that you are a fighter and a ladies man."

Rod: " it's not that easy, those kids scare me right down to my knickers."

Girl: " Wow they aren't lying, you are such a pussy."

by Quiza June 10, 2013

Goonie Adventure

to experience a series of many nonsensical/random obstacles to complete a simple task, usually involving booby traps, deformed mutants(as opposed to the non deformed kind), and fat children.

Who knew my trip to the store would turn out to be a goonie adventure.

by Catobleepus January 6, 2009

Henry and his goons

The group of bullies from 'IT'. Henry Bowers, Patrick Hockstetter, Belch Huggins and Victor (Vic) Criss.

"You guys are trying to hard,"
"She'll do ya', You just gotta ask nicely,"
"like I did" ;)
(I just wanted to put a quote but they said it had to say 'Henry and his goons', and I didn't want to rewrite this as when Bev and Ben meet sooooo...

by rosiekaspbrak May 16, 2020

Goonin

To fool or play around.

Nigga stop goonin around!

by swaggajackablacka November 13, 2011