Goonicide

When your caught with dick out while spanking in a drive through and forced to kill yourself.

Did you see that guy who goonicided on TikTok

by Spankbanker February 18, 2025

Goonicide

A young African-American individual who committed suicide after getting caught gooning (committing sexual activities on oneself) by an obese woman who needs to be deported.

Bro: Did you hear about the goonicide?
Bro 2: Yeah vro, that woman is such a bitch for posting data shit

by brihttp February 25, 2025

Goonia

A mysterious good fella who is always a scapegoat for when the huzz or the sexy bruzz barge in.

Bruzz: So, we have organised all the party items, the food, and got all the huzz
Me: what about goonia?
Bruzz: fucker

by The Goonia May 14, 2025

Goonia

A scapegoat to use when you cannot find an example, or when the huzz or the bruzz are catching you up.

Bruzz: Okay, I've just finished organised the party, the food, the goon juice, and the huzz!
Me: What about Goonia?
Bruzz: fucker

by The Goonia May 14, 2025

Goonicide

1. When a person is caught gooning and commits suicide
2. When a large mass of gooners are restricted access from gooning sources/materials

1. Did you hear about the man who killed himself after caught gooning in a car?
2. Oh my god, the goonicide begun!

by Cockashit July 26, 2025

The Goonicide

An event that occured back in January 2025 where a man with his cock out driving a dodge challenger pulled up to a bikini baristas and was angrily told to leave by a barista recording him. She posted the video online, which went viral, and after the dude, Nautica Malone, A.K.A. Goonlord saw this, he committed suicide, leading to the event being known as The Goonicide.

Hey Quavante, did you hear about The Goonicide?

by kosagui January 25, 2026