Gooch snooch

A smoothie made from sweaty T. rex jizz, that instantly cools when it hits the back side of your ass after a woolly mammoth rides you to your Eskimo cousins house ;)

*Sid the sloth* “where’d manny go” ?
*Manny the mammoth* “hey Sid wanna smoothie.”
*sid* “yes daddyyyyyy!”
*Manny* “thicc or smooth?
Sid neither, I want dat gooch snooch!
Manny heeeeeeel yes

by Thehackiasack69690 April 18, 2019

gooch snuffler

A 'Gooch Snuffler' Is somebody (Man or Woman, doesn't matter which) who puts their nose to somebody else's Gooch and has a Snuffle (A bit like a pig snuffling around with its troff) which provides a nice tingling, tickley feeling.

dave said to tim "can we go bed early tonight as I could do with a nice gooch snuffling"

Tim replyed "GOD! ya such a gooch snuffler! ok but you have to snuffle me first, and dont shave off that moustache"

by John Salton May 15, 2006

Gooch Split

During anal sex, the males penis is sometimes to big causing his partner's gooch to tear.Often requires stitches to heal.

Man I fucked the nitch so hard her gooch split!

by ian May 13, 2005

Gooch Slap

The act of slapping a man in the gooch.

Generally this is a non-sexual encounter practiced by a gooch assasin

Steve: hey Vic, if you don;t get your act together i'm gonna come over there and slap you in the gooch

Victor: Whatever

Steve: you asked for it! *Steve thunders toward Victor and slaps him square on the gooch*

Victor: ouch, that gooch slap really hurt!

by Mullet Boss October 27, 2009

gooch sauce

Gooch sauce is the liquid between a man's ballsack and butthole aka the perineum. Some may say it has a strong musky smell to it while others may find it alluring. During sexual encounters, one may lick another's gooch to taste the sauce all the while creating unerving body spasm that releases a sexual euphoric squeal that can't be contained

John had his gooch sauce lapped up by his dog during a weird sexual experiment in his teenage years. He regrets the experience but not the sensation.

by altoid51 August 16, 2017

Gooch Sauna

When the balls, taint and ass crack are absolutely dripping with sweat from any type of physical exertion or extremely warm temperatures.

Clyde came from from the gym with a gooch sauna and wanted me to eat his ass.

This gooch sauna has got me chaffing.

Swamp ass got nothing on the gooch sauna I got right now.

by Dick Onchin January 26, 2021

Gooch-squatch

When the hair in the gooch region is long and unkempt to the point that it becomes unsightly.

The woman declined to give her partner a rim job due to them having a huge gooch-squatch.

by The School of Codyism July 13, 2021