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Christian Gonzalez

A name most associated with a man who is considerate and kind almost to a fault.

He puts others emotional and physical well being before his own. He seeks a woman he has a geniuine connection with and a strong love for, rather then just a sexual conquest or "hook up".
His is a gentalman and husband type twoards the women he loves and happily does anything to see her smile.
He is a man of chivalry and women find his courteous and warm hearted nature more alluring than his physical appearance.

He is also very sensual and hendonistic making him a very romantic and passionate lover.

His physical features mainly consist of tan skin, dark hair, a lean physique, light eyes, and is well endowed (pleases many women sexually)
Christian Gonzalez is an amazing person

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gonzagas

that wench has some gonzagas
by donkey eater September 14, 2003
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Gonzalo

He’s very funny, endlessly entertaining. Honestly you’re never bored around Gonzalo, probably one of the most amazing people to have in your life. Gonzalo is probably the best person in my life and I wish he honestly understood how much he means to me. I just don’t wanna annoy him with how much he means to me so yeah.
“Ok Adele”
Gonzalo is pretty cool
by TerraTheGroot April 27, 2019
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danny gonzalez

rlly funny guy, who may or may not be drew as well🤷 ♀️, makes great videos on youtube!
me: omg danny gonzalez posted a new video!
idk: yay!
me: you're a greg right?
idk: ofc!!!
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Gonzalo

Gonzalos are known to be risk takers, adventurous, risky, fun, loving, handsome, and having a good taste in music. Gonzalo gives the best hugs and is very lovable, so in that case gonzalos spirit animal is a bear. If he cares for you he will do anything in his power to help you. In conclusion, gonzalo is a great person.
Hello gonzalo
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gonzalo

known for being smokin' hot and banging, and amazing at guitar/everything else. Some would say that they are without a doubt the coolest beings on this planet. They are deliciously sexy you just want to lick it.
"Did you see Dan with that red shirt on?"
"Yeah, he was definitely not looking gonzalo today"

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"Man, this weather is killing"
"I know, it must be like 1 million degrees past gonzalo"
by bunnyexplosion May 20, 2008
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gonzales muzzleloader

being that Gonzales,TX is the birthplace of Texan freedom with the yelling of "come and take it"and the firing of a single cannon shot at the lowly mexicans, its only fitting that this oft-practiced sexual manuever be made known to the world.
while having your girl, or guy for some of yall, in the doggy style position, take a large pinch of copenhagen and a plump paper shell pecan and insert into the victims rectum and then use your "rod" to drive the powder and shot home, quickly jumping back and yelling "come and take it". if the victim is pointed in the right direction, the ensuing "shot" has the potential to flatten numerous victims, so after the loading and packing, get outta the way quick. a fitting and glorious tribute to the texas revolution
after johnny gave susy a "gonzales muzzleloader", that pecan broke several truck windows
by txnduckhntr January 2, 2012
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