An "informal" version of the word ganked; to get destroyed when you have the least bit of an advantage, often due to being over powered by a squad of assholes; frequently used by people who play too much Dark Souls and are fucking annoying
"YAAAAAAA JUST MADE YOU MY BITCH, YOU'RE ASS JUST GOT GONKED by all 3 of us! YOU SUCK n0o0o0b and stand NO chance! Can't wait to put this on youtube!!!!!"
by gyaradocious September 05, 2019
Common slang in the server, Entertainment District to mean rough and hard anal gay sex. Typically used as a phrase during e sex.
by Vanlentine January 25, 2022
A noise that may be too subtle to hear at first but which is audible enough to disrupt an audio recording. It was most notably used by an audio engineer who asked a perturbed Orson Welles to read another take while recording a commercial for frozen peas.
WELLES narrating: Nothing is more important than the simple act of people getting together—
ENGINEER: Good. Could I have one more go, Orson, please? Sorry.
WELLES: What?
ENGINEER: Could I have just one more take of that?
WELLES: Why? I just did it right. Now, look, I'm not used to having more than one person in there. One
more word out of you, and you go. Is that clear?
ENGINEER: Yes, sir.
WELLES: I take directions from one person ... under protest! But from two I don't sit still. Who the hell are you, anyway?
ENGINEER: I'm the engineer.
WELLES: Well, why the hell are you asking me for another one?
ENGINEER: Well, I thought there was a slight gonk and I would just like to be safe.
WELLES: Jesus. shuffles papers What is a "gonk"? Do you mind telling me what that is?
ENGINEER: No, no, a bang from outside.
WELLES: A "bang from outside." pours himself some water Can I see Mrs. Rogers for a minute, please?
ENGINEER: Yes, certainly.
ENGINEER: Good. Could I have one more go, Orson, please? Sorry.
WELLES: What?
ENGINEER: Could I have just one more take of that?
WELLES: Why? I just did it right. Now, look, I'm not used to having more than one person in there. One
more word out of you, and you go. Is that clear?
ENGINEER: Yes, sir.
WELLES: I take directions from one person ... under protest! But from two I don't sit still. Who the hell are you, anyway?
ENGINEER: I'm the engineer.
WELLES: Well, why the hell are you asking me for another one?
ENGINEER: Well, I thought there was a slight gonk and I would just like to be safe.
WELLES: Jesus. shuffles papers What is a "gonk"? Do you mind telling me what that is?
ENGINEER: No, no, a bang from outside.
WELLES: A "bang from outside." pours himself some water Can I see Mrs. Rogers for a minute, please?
ENGINEER: Yes, certainly.
by MattR1970 February 21, 2016
A Gonk is 2 things:
1- It’s another name for a troll (a toy monster thing with sticky up hair)
2- It’s a person that looks retarded with big glasses like jam jar bottoms and snorts like a pig.
1- It’s another name for a troll (a toy monster thing with sticky up hair)
2- It’s a person that looks retarded with big glasses like jam jar bottoms and snorts like a pig.
by iluvmybathroom13 October 26, 2004
by Melbournebitchass August 22, 2016
A gonk is a very stupid, ditsy girl that may or may not be a huge slut as well.
1. A sorority girl that wears her North Face jacket, Ugg boots, and leggings.
2. A girl that has absolutely no hobbies/past times besides going to the bars and getting drunk with her "besties."
3. Can even be used in referring to a "hipster" girl who thinks that she is cooler than everyone else, but in all reality she is still a naive girl that drinks PBR, uses a mac, and thinks she's a good photographer.
1. A sorority girl that wears her North Face jacket, Ugg boots, and leggings.
2. A girl that has absolutely no hobbies/past times besides going to the bars and getting drunk with her "besties."
3. Can even be used in referring to a "hipster" girl who thinks that she is cooler than everyone else, but in all reality she is still a naive girl that drinks PBR, uses a mac, and thinks she's a good photographer.
"Look at that group of gonks, all wearing their uggs."
"I went to the bars last night and all I saw were gonks."
"She is a gonkin' ass bitch."
"I went to the bars last night and all I saw were gonks."
"She is a gonkin' ass bitch."
by dlepper April 09, 2010
Round, very simple, store bought or often homemade stuffed toys with simple expressions, made from scrap fabrics. Gonks were popular between 1960 and 1980 give or take, especially in UK and other areas of Europe. Originally, Gonks type toys came into action during WWII when stuffed toy factories were forced to shut down. Mothers and children could make Gonks at home with whatever they had on hand.
James crafted his Gonks from old tweed, his father's silk tie, and his holey sock, then he hugged them.
by Beth Ellen November 21, 2007