Gonçalo

Um ser humano ótimo e cheio de energia, normalmente viciado em energéticos e tóxico dependente. Seu nome começa pela letra G um sinal de tamanho de pénis acima da média. Normalmente são conhecidos por praticarem assassinatos em grande escala no boxers e por diminuírem a taxa de natalidade do seu país natal. Apenas perdem em suculência do órgão genital para supra-sumos da fertilidade.

Gonçalo: Semi Deus Sexual

by G.24 November 21, 2021

Goncharov Effect

When the made up thing is better than the real thing.

An effect establish by Tumblr users in the year 2022 when an image of a tag on a boot lead to the discovery of what may be the worlds best cinematic masterpiece, Goncharov.

What starts as a normal play day on Tumblr quickly spirals into a mass fanfare concerning obscure director Mateo JWHJ0715.

"Man, Twitter won't shut up about this absolute beast of a classic movie."
"Goncharov Effect, my friend."

by GoncharovFan597 November 28, 2022

gonch pull

a severe wedgie that results with the victim having a shit stain in his drawers after the fact.

i had to change my underwear after that gonch pull he gave me!

by gonch November 4, 2007

Gancy

adj. To be not-gangster
~ko n. to possess the quality of being not-gangster

That guy is so gancy, the cops could see him pull a drive-by, and won't think it's him that did it.

by Dr.D.R. January 31, 2009

Ginch Gonch

A brand of very expensive underwear, about 30 dollars a pair with designs on them, 25 for 'basic'. For both men and women. Some of their designs have very sexual connotations (wiener eater, ass licker, piggy bottoms, beaver eater, shooting stars, ect.) Pretty much not available anywhere but online. Very colorful. They try and mimic youthfulness, and the result is underwear so playful it's barely sexy.

"Your underwear has pictures of hockey players?"
"Yeah, wanna fuck?"
"Not if you aren't wearing Ginch Gonch. Bright colors turn me on!"

by EDAWGfff March 24, 2007

Goncho

When you take a huge hit off of a joint, blunt, bong, bowl, etc. to the point where you cough uncontrollably. You can feel a goncho hit when when smoking out of a bong as the back of your throat starts burning before you pull the slide.

"Dude, just take a goncho rip off of that and pass it back"

"Hey Tyler, you wanna get gonchoed before the steelers game?"

by The Notorious D.A.N. January 23, 2009

Gonch Gig

Any job you are able to do alone in your underwear while remaining in the comfort of your own home. No clients will be present for the duration of the job.

Typically refers to musicians, graphic designers or any occupation you can do from home.

Designing that corporate web page was a real gonch gig.

by Chris R Anderson June 23, 2007